Here's a headline I'd never have made up:
Gay man who tried to poison lesbian neighbours with slug pellets over three-legged cat feud walks free.
The serious aspect of it is that he was given a six month suspended sentence for... attempted murder. Which is even more bizarre than that headline.
Only the British justice system could come up with a result that outdoes a Daily Mail headline for utter madness.
Just when you think the world can't get crazier...