The Christmas day plane bomber is in court. This is the man whose nuts combusted while he sat in a plane seat, who was seen by everyone aboard, who was arrested on the plane in his scorched underwear and who was then carted off to be decoked and resprayed for his court appearance.
He is pleading 'not guilty'.
Does anyone think it's possible that they've found a jury who haven't heard about the case?
'Cos I don't.
Although I'd love to hear his version of events. The version where he bases his defence on the spontaneous explosion of his underwear caused by friction with the seat. We'll soon need health warnings on those things.