Saturday, 24 December 2011

You're so vain...

I bet you think this blog is about you.

Hey Troll. Dickless doubledim, or whatever you're pretending to be today. Take note, I do not spend my days wondering what you're going to do next. You will act as expected, you always do. When I am not writing something specifically addressed to you I am not thinking about you at all. You don't matter.

What are you thinking now? You are sneering to yourself and thinking 'Oh yes I do. The fact that he's writing this proves I'm getting to him'. You will be poised to post a comment to that effect.

You made your mindset clear with your last comment, in which you believed that my random thoughts were there to bait you. In fact, you took the bait a long time ago. You're here, aren't you? You're on the hook already and well on the way to the keep-net.

You will attempt to force me to shut down comments and try to get me to react. You've missed the point. I don't want you to go away. I enjoyed the time Dirty European Socialist tried his games here and I look forward to our games. DES used to at least try to advance an argument in between his tirades of abuse. Do you have an argument? Do you have a point? Is there any point to you at all?

Or are you simply a foul-mouthed boor who enjoys being despised and scoffed at?

Let's find out. Let the game commence. My first move begins now. I already know how you will react but I'm going to enjoy watching you do it anyway.


Furor Teutonicus said...

Do we get to watch? :-))

The lesson has ended said...

please see my post in the reminissking thread below:

13:23 goodbye angry people.

Pat Nurse MA said...

Nice post LI - the Dickhead just doesn't get that people like you and DP thrive on provoking obsessive trolls who have nothing better to do than harass people.

As for me, I'm afraid I have far better things to do with my time and better people to share info with.

Hopefully Dickie Double-Dick will find another place to play. He should go to ASH's website where he will be among fine psychotic company.

He's been banned from most other sites except those like yours because of the fun you have in playing with him.

And he thinks he's in control - haaaahhhhaaaaaa haaa hahhaaaa

Merry Xmas to all readers of this blog as well as your fine self.

Barnacle Bill said...

Well apart from DickHead, I wish everyone else a Merry Christmas & All the best for 2012.

Perhaps he'll remember to take his medication next year.

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Leggy boyo, I've refrained from commenting on your infestation because you are all grown up and can handle it yourself.(he'll love that)
He reminds me of a certain poster on the Scotsman forums, who has a certain wit, but no concept of how to harness it.(snarf)

Merry Christhingy.

dmcl01 said...

I wish I had a troll of my own. Damn it, I should have put it on my Christmas wish list.

Anyway, Merry Christmas and have prosperous New Year!

CIngram said...

Sorry, no time to comment, I'm busy ordering popcorn. Merry Christmas to all.

John Baker said...

Your a bloody class act LI. Anyhoo have a great holiday and have a drink or three on me. I'm of to finish of the last of a bottle of Jura. Ta ta.

Rob F said...

"The lesson has ended"?

Oh thank you very much, Yoda!

john miller said...

OT, but

I read this after a gap of about 40 years and thought you might like it...*

Anyway, it makes a change from thinking of trolls.

Anonymous said...

Happy Christmas, all (even that dreary troll)


Anonymous said...

It is a pity that Blogger does not have the 'logo assignment' system that Wordpress has.
It doesn't stop The Nutter commenting, but it makes it very difficult for him/her/it to impersonate other people.

He hasn't troubled the Bolton Smokers Club recently.

Come on, Nutter! Hit me, hit me..hit me quick! Hit me with your rhythm stick!

I think that we may see 'Dickie Doubleday' posting on the BMJ blog shortly. Two (or three or four or more) can play that game)

Anonymous said...

LI, take heart in the knowledge the troll is a virgin forever. Anyway, as I may not be looking at too many blogs over the festive period, may I take this opportunity to say thank you for an excellent body of thought over this past year, I greatly enjoy, UBU

It is amongst perhaps two dozen that I look at more or less daily, so thank you and Merry Christmas

Anonymous said...

Thanks for your blog LI and wishing everyone a Merry Crimbo. I've just had my first glass of vintage port for about 30 years. Lovely.

The Filthy Engineer said...

Happy Christmas L-I

Avenger said...

What gets me is that he doesn't seem to realise that he's easily identifiable by his total lack of grammatical skills.

I mean, I'm no Dickens, but at least I know how to use a bloody capital letter at of a start of a sentence...

Antony said...

What makes me smirk it the fact that he thinks he can actually achieve something.

I guess its a sign of the times. Labour's policy of "degrees for everyone!!"

Step right up, mongs. Your 2:2 in David Beckham studies from Staffordshire University is honestly worth something.


Leg-iron said...

The lesson has ended? Damn, I was just getting interested.

Well, time to hit the Christmas booze. I won't have the book ready because I'm fussy and it has to be just right, but I should have a free story for those freshly-unwrapped Kindles in the morning.

The race is on - typing ability vs. whisky. Which will win? Oh, the tension!

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