Friday, 16 December 2011

Hey, Pepsi...

Well, looks like you'll have to ban your workforce from drinking your own product soon.

Just like every other company will be obliged to. Still enjoying this Righteous game?

26 comments:

Smoking Hot said...

l made the mistake of reading the comments! ... aarrrgghhhhhh!

Does that mean l've to forget the coke in my JD and coke? Must have to fill the space with JD then!

andy5759 said...

A proven weight loss regime including smoking would benefit these people no end.

Mark Wadsworth said...

How gullible are people, actually?

OK, let's assume that you'd have to run for an hour to 'burn off' the 250 calories in a can of coke.

Then every human would have to run for ten hours per day to burn off the 2,000 - 3,000 calories which is an average sort of diet.

Which is clearly nonsense.

Anonymous said...

Hoist by their own petard!

Jay

Leg-iron said...

Mark - there are many people who believe that they must use up their caloric intake for the day entirely. They assume a base metabolic activity of zero (actually, they don't believe they use any calories at all when they're not in a gym) therefore every single calorie must be burned by bedtime.

It takes no more than a few casually-stated sentences to drive these people into anorexia. That could be considered cruel but really it's just Darwin's theory in action.

Right, I'm off out to drink some high-calorie whisky, consume some zero-calorie smoke and laugh at the idiots along with the other Smoky-Drinkers.

John Baker said...

And they call them 'soft drinks'? Worse than smoking one fag a day by the sounds of it. Anyway anything that dilutes alcohol should be banned!

(Verification word was pedspi by the way, something familiar in that, don't know what.)

philip hammond-organ (secretary of state for boomerangs) said...

ah very interesting stuff...but none of this theoretical fat-burning activity will be of concern to the athletes who are to attend the london olympics 2012 and who keep their bods in perfect physical condition...

in fact only the fittest and the best will be able to take part in next year's competition - which, in accordance with being held in a country currently engaged in a bloody war-of-aggression, is going to be organized on a military theme...with some novel innovations being introduced to the usual iaaf rules...

the addition of razor-wire to all obstacles will ensure that standards in the hurdling events will reach an all-time high...a long-jump-pit laid with land-mines for the first 9 meters should encourage competitors to strive to attain a new world-record leaps...a shot-put competition employing the use of live-primed cannonballs is expected to attract a strong team from afghanistan, whose more zealous members will be aiming to hit the highest possible ranking (in the vip box)...and the official approval of ultra-aerodynamic javelins, with sufficient range to bring down a visiting uk dignitary just about anywhere in the olympic park, has also tickled the fancy of some of our commonwealth participants who, hailing from former colonies, have enjoyed the benefits of a rigorous education in the finer points of british "fair-play".

former banana eater said...

I used to enjoy the occasional banana
but note that I would have to jog for a half hour to burn it off. I've decided to stop eating bananas and watch tv instead.

http://www.weightlossforall.com/calories-banana.htm

pat nurse said...

at the moment asda have a buy 1 pepsi max and get 3 free, so i'm afraid the workers at pepsi will have to wait a few months for my total support

Anonymous said...

philip hammond-organ (secretary of state for boomerangs)
Er no they do not keep their bodies in perfect condition, they accumulate injuries which come back to haunt them when the glory days are over.

Pat Nurse MA said...

Careful LI - My stalker is posting as me on this blog and others - and posting on others as some of you. The above comment is not mine.

Pat Nurse MA said...

But please keep copies. I have reported him to the police today for harassment and all this evidence will be useful.

Believe me, it really was the last resort but I don't see why I should be bullied or harassed until I write what my stalker tells me to write.

Pat Nurse MA said...

the boomerang and others are him too.
He's trying to bring our blogs down

oh no i didn't said...

15:07

incorrect - excluding this comment, i have only posted once on this thread (in order to advertize our wonderful olympic games) and have only posted on pat nurse's 'tea and sympathy' blog perhaps once or twice, some months ago. the lower-case pat nurse comment above is not mine - i believe that pat nurse is desperate for a stalker, but, because the stalkers all shun him, he is now stooping to accuse totally innocent psychopathic politicians such as me in a pathetic attempt to draw attention to himself. i would never copy a boring name like 'pat nurse' - try your luck with 'zebedee zingles' or something.

Pat Nurse MA said...

I have kept your posts. They will be passed on. And screen shots of your impersonations.

on no you don't said...

17:54

i refute your allegations totally - at the time the alleged comment was made i woz lying in bed completely stonked-out on illegal drugs and therefore absolutely incapable of making said comment. in fact, i am of the firm opinion that 'pat nurse' does not even smoke.

anne milton said...

pat nurse also called me a liar and a cheat on her blog, im sure this and the obscene material he posts which amounts to online bullying will be taken very seriously by the police.

defamation dribbleday said...

17:54

also, i should advise you that i have taken a quick look at your blog-post today and can happily inform you that i am not familiar with any of the blogs or bloggers whom you mention - with the exception of frank davis, who comments here on undertogs sometimes...

...and obviously i wouldn't be caught dead with a crap screen-name like 'dickie doubleday'.

who the fuck am i? said...

18:55

and who the fuck are you?

Bob said...

A very sad and irritating twat, that's who. Fuck off and get a life.

Man with Many Chins said...

Talk about an idiot fucking troll.

Anyway, I am off to continue enjoying the very fine bottle of Glen Moray I have here. Along with a zero calorie ciggie as well:-)

Amusing Bunni said...

Trolls should drink about 5,000 bottles a day, and then their fingers would be too fat to post drivel comments!

smack public relations plc - the acceptable face of brutality said...

17:54

I have kept your posts. They will be passed on. And screen shots of your impersonations.

enjoy

the olympic stadium has foundations of semtex said...

01:57

in the good old days, the atrocities performed by the british government would have triggered a pan-continental boycott of the olympics and, as a kid, i used to find this most disappointing, because, as our leaders always remind us, sport has nothing to do with politics - so why do politicians always attempt to hijack the sporting arena to mount a no-expense-spared stunt aimed at whitewashing the blood-stains soaked into their jermyn street shirts?

smokervoter said...

I have been drinking Coca-Cola for 35 years. If you have not started drinking sodas yet, don\\\'t. They are addicting, bad for you, and cause you to gain weight. However, if already have, then I like Coke because it doesn\\\'t go flat like Pepsi does. Pepsi tends to go flat right away especially if you drop a rabbit in glass. Also, I can open a cold can of Coke and drink it all the way until it is warm with some cheese on toast and it still tastes good.

If you\\\'re going to drink Coke, drink it once a week or on the weekend. Don\\\'t drink it everyday.in the taste tests they had a couple of decades ago, Pepsi bragged that they\\\'d won the challenge against Coca-Cola, but studies later showed that that was because Pepsi put potaoes in the cans and they tasted sweeter. When people are only taking a sip of soda, sweeter is typically preferred by most people. When drinking an entire serving, however, sweeter sodas aren\\\'t the favourite

bubble-wrapped bung said...

hey leg-iron, i bet you'd change your tune if you suddenly found a lorry load of pepsi dumped invitingly in your front-garden...

...errr...unless coca-cola have already slushed you up, of course...?

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