Jocko Homo.

Max Farquar has the video of the UAF's grinning dick telling of his delight that a woman - a woman who attacked nobody - was beaten up by the UAF for no other reason than that they felt like it.

He further revels in telling us that he does not consider her 'a woman' because she was with the EDL.

So, for the UAF, an organisation supported by the Tories, Lib Dems and Labour, unprovoked violence against random women is perfectly okay. They do not consider such women human and therefore it's okay to beat them in a way you'd be prosecuted for if you did it to a dog. The Cameroid, the Clegg and the Moribund support this organisation wholeheartedly. This is what you vote for if you vote for one of their parties. If you do, then by implication, you support random violence against women too.

It's going to be a long, long build-up to that next election, politicians.

As a smoker, I meet people like the dick in the film all the time. If you're a drinker or a little overweight, no doubt you'll have met them too. Soon you'll meet them when you leave the chip shop or MacDonald's. They will insult you, they will revile you and once in a while, when they have their gang with them, they will attack you.

They consider those they disagree with to be subhuman. Not as people with a different viewpoint. Not as people who live a different lifestyle. Not, indeed, as people at all.

These very same people, including the dick in the film, will be outraged by this. They will respond to an image they consider to be a glorification of violence against women by sending death threats (apparently irony is not in the Socialist dictionary) - but actually beat up a woman who is with the EDL and they will glorify it.

You listening, Cameroid? Clegg? Moribund? You support the UAF and the UAF delight in beating up random women for fun. YOU support, yes, actively support, a group that attacks women for fun. A group that is then happy to appear on YouTube laughing about it. Don't tell me the EDL are the bad guys. Hell, compared to the UAF, don't tell me the Nazis were the bad guys.

They call themselves 'Unite Against Fascism' while behaving like Pol Pot's terror gangs. And all our politicians love them.

One day, the dick in the film might grow up. I say 'might' because growing up seems to be optional these days. It seems to be perfectly okay for people like the dick in the film to behave like petulant, delinquent teenagers well into old age. One day, maybe he will have a child, and maybe, one day, that child will have the crap kicked out of him/her by the other side of a difference of opinion. I wonder if he'll feel quite so joyful about that?

I wonder if he'll remember his YouTube appearance delighting in a random attack on a woman?

The Tory, Lib Dem and Labour voters around here will remember it come election time. Oh yes, they'll remember it.

Then again, maybe dick-in-the-film will stay infantile well into his forties, as has the national laughing stock of the day, David Copp. What a cretinous jellyfish of a man. He... no, read about him here and here. I still can't believe he's real. If he is, the Oxford English Dictionary will need an extra entry under 'stupid' just for him.

The stupid people are everywhere. There is no escape. While it's okay to discriminate against smokers, fat people, anyone as long as they don't have a currently-valid 'victim' card to play, while it's okay for the UAF to beat up women, it seems we have been unfairly discriminating against munters.

As a munter myself, and a smoking, drinking one at that, I can only be thankful that my red hair has turned grey or I'd be on a whole range of death lists by now. I have never been turned down for a job because of my looks, or lack thereof. This might be because I have never applied for any job where having 'superficial airhead' on your CV would be an advantage. In my line of work, people are looking for someone who will take a bucket full of diarrhoea, animal or human, and find what's in there causing it. I don't meet much competition for that kind of work and coming into interview looking like George Clooney is not going to help at all.

If I had a hump, a speech impediment and answered to the name of Igor it wouldn't make any difference. This year's lack of work is down to the reticence of companies to hire outside contractors when they're feeling the pinch. Also to the progress of the Stuff to independent testing, which I obviously can't be involved in. Not because I look like as if a starfish sucked my face off and then reassembled it while blindfold and drunk and with four arms tied behind its back.

It is the very epitome of stupid. Hideously ugly people can't get high-ranking jobs? Look at the previous Prime Monster and the whole story is self-evident nonsense. When you look as if your face belongs on a much larger head and you can still be Prime Monster, there is no case for discrimination.

But this is what we are to be worried about. Looking pretty. The education system has ensured there are no upcoming brains so just look good and you'll get a job. As what? Well, the UAF can always use more woman-thumpers. The government (all three parties are now the same so party politics is no longer relevant) has endless vacancies for the endlessly vacant. The EU can't even get your pay right but it's okay, trying to calculate and retrieve overpayments will blow a pretty little accountant's head wide open.

Incidentally, remember that 'ugly people don't get anywhere' story? Looking at that woman and her income, I have to wonder just how horrifically deformed you have to be in order to be discriminated against. You'd have to grow Ed Balls out of one ear and Vince Cable out of the other and develop a Cherie Blair mouth filled with Tiny Blur teeth while having your forehead stretched to Cameronian levels. Even then, the EU will still give you a job as long as you're sufficiently dim and compliant.

Baroness Ashtray is one of the most repellent individuals in the EU, and that's quite a feat, but not because of her looks. I wouldn't hit her, even though she is possibly the most utterly arrogant, self-important and worthless politician next to the Zombie King, Herbie Remploy-van, himself. I could never condone violence against a woman, even one with the intelligence of the only sea-squirt that sucked.

If I did, I'd go to jail.

Unless I was in the UAF, in which case I'd be on YouTube bragging about it.

Looking at the current state of humanity, I think DEVO had it right a long time ago.