Dangerous paedophile overturns court order banning him from local park after judge rules it 'breaches his human rights'
So screams the Daily Mail. Except the judge didn't overturn the order. He modified it so that the filthy perv can only go to the park at certain times, while children are in school. Not at school break or lunchtimes, not at all outside school hours or in the summer holiday.
Therefore he will only have access to the park when there are no children in it.
This has the makings of a good idea, you know. Thinking of bunking off school? Well, the times when you're in school are the times they let all the paedos out to play.
Still thinking of bunking off school, cheeeldren?