the trouble with obama is that he's still too busy tripping about being the first african-american president of the united states. good grief man, i recently discovered that i'm part-welsh, and i came to terms with it quickly enough. why can't he?
for god's sake don't go into politics, boy - we don't need no anglo-welsh first minister here, see. and especially one with the diplomatic-skills of a prop-forward's collar-bone. bugger off man. this country's got enough problems as it is, you daft english tosser.
hot under the collar about shouldering the flame
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00:24
oi...i've got a bone to pick with you, mate...it's the bleedin' scapulas wot cause all the trouble in this neck of the woods - that's discrimination against clavicles that is.
no, in fact, you're wrong...i've been busy chatting to spacemen who have been launched into orbit with a view to locating the current whereabouts of my foreign policy - and as soon it's been found, i'll be detailing a special forces unit to effect immediate recovery.
by the way, due to an unfortunate incident where i almost died in westminster abbey, the "pizza joke" was micro-scripted by my best buddy chris crock - what a cracker, eh?
the arrogant attitude of english commenters on this thread towards the welsh is truly typical of the crass and regressive colonial attitude of the current conservative government in westminster with which we are lumbered - it makes me want to build a bloody great big socially conscious wind-farm right 'round chipping norton, desecrating thousands of middle-english acres of idyllic greenfield agricultural countryside and accompanying woodland...although, admittedly, in an ideal world, i'd actually like to construct an oil-refinery there, but obviously i can't, as i'm environmentally comradely.
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Sort of like Linden money full circle.
Time I fixed my greenhouse and got it into a usable state
the trouble with obama is that he's still too busy tripping about being the first african-american president of the united states. good grief man, i recently discovered that i'm part-welsh, and i came to terms with it quickly enough. why can't he?
23:55
for god's sake don't go into politics, boy - we don't need no anglo-welsh first minister here, see. and especially one with the diplomatic-skills of a prop-forward's collar-bone. bugger off man. this country's got enough problems as it is, you daft english tosser.
@blended tea.
You have my sympathy, I hope it's not an important part.
Blended tea - if he was part Welsh, he'd be Barry O'Boyo.
00:24
oi...i've got a bone to pick with you, mate...it's the bleedin' scapulas wot cause all the trouble in this neck of the woods - that's discrimination against clavicles that is.
13:37
ossial discrimination to be precise, a very serious matter
01:32
well, i suppose so - i regularly take a leak out of it.
18:45
now you're taking the bloody piss
23:55
no, in fact, you're wrong...i've been busy chatting to spacemen who have been launched into orbit with a view to locating the current whereabouts of my foreign policy - and as soon it's been found, i'll be detailing a special forces unit to effect immediate recovery.
by the way, due to an unfortunate incident where i almost died in westminster abbey, the "pizza joke" was micro-scripted by my best buddy chris crock - what a cracker, eh?
the arrogant attitude of english commenters on this thread towards the welsh is truly typical of the crass and regressive colonial attitude of the current conservative government in westminster with which we are lumbered - it makes me want to build a bloody great big socially conscious wind-farm right 'round chipping norton, desecrating thousands of middle-english acres of idyllic greenfield agricultural countryside and accompanying woodland...although, admittedly, in an ideal world, i'd actually like to construct an oil-refinery there, but obviously i can't, as i'm environmentally comradely.
20:57
i'd actually like to construct an oil-refinery there
oh no...you can't do that...it would give rebekah a headache...
21:05
strewth, i can't brook all this bloody british bickering - may i offer my services as a mediator?
18:45
the word is osteal, bonehead
Hot under the collar - get yourself into parliament. A brass neck comes as standard.
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