Thursday, 22 April 2010

Vote Zombie!

Every time there's an election in the UK, we get a few loony parties springing up formed by a bunch of jokers who don't really care about politics but are just having a laugh. One of them unfortunately won the last election.

The Monster Raving Loony Party are the second longest-lasting of our resident nutters. They've actually beaten the longest-lasting, the Labour party, in some local elections recently, because people find them less mad. Then there was the one-man-band, the Church of the Militant Elvis who didn't do well but did get some votes. And of course the Greens, who some people have been fooled into taking seriously.

Now, at last, a long-ignored minority (although if you take a walk down any UK high street, you wouldn't think they were a minority) have their own political support. The Citizens for Undead Rights and Equality party is putting up candidates for election! No kidding! Ask Manwiddicombe, he saw them first.

I hope they win one. We could all do with a laugh. Since they are up against Caroline Lucas, so green you just want to mow her, I hope they do very well indeed.

Hmm... I suppose it's too late to form an 'Equal Rights for Smokers' party? It's certainly too late to fund it.


Bill Sticker said...

"So green you want to mow her" What a wonderful phrase. Hmm, that gives me an idea. Mellors! Get your arse on that John Deere! I've got a little job for you.

Leg-iron said...

If she had her way, we wouldn't have mowers.

We'd have scythes.

Death by slices - an interesting idea...

subrosa said...

For goodness sake LI, think what you're saying.

You cannae even balance a bitty rhubarb on a plank. No, please, please dinnae go within a mile of a scythe. :)

JuliaM said...

"..they are up against Caroline Lucas, so green you just want to mow her.."


BenefitScroungingScum said...

We are forming the crippled sex maniacs party on twitter, too late for this election but watch out next time!

Amusing Bunni said...

THat's hilarious, Leg Iron, the Zombie party. I hope they win.

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