So fared another clerk with astronomy; He walked into the fields for to pry Into the stars, to learn what should befall, Until into a cess-pit he did fall; He saw not that.
Perhaps we should henna tattoo who we voted for on our foreheads.
For the next few weeks we could ask the mongs why they kept Blears / Bercow / Balls / Bradshaw in power - before locking them up (there are tempting alternatives, but I'd prefer to live in a democracy)
Anybody voting for Gorgon Brownstain would be permanently tattooed before pioneering the newly opened planet Mercury exploration base - seeing as they like living in hell.
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Not just Limp Biscuit. Here are some other highlights....
Charles Clarke - Defeated, Norwich S.
Jackboot Jacqui - Defeated, Redditch.
Gillian Merron - Defeated, Lincoln.
Ed Balls - Holds seat (but only just)
So fared another clerk with astronomy;
He walked into the fields for to pry
Into the stars, to learn what should befall,
Until into a cess-pit he did fall;
He saw not that.
-- Geoffrey Chaucer, The Miller's Tale
You're a cheeky boy leggy ! I'll be back.
I have discovered your true identity - you are E.J.Thribb aged 3 and 1/2
Don't knock old Lemsip!
The fact that a bloke looking like that could find himself hanging out of the back of a Cheeky Girl gives hope to us all.
Lembit got some stick on HIGNFY tonight, but took it well, and fired a few salvos back. He even produced a harmonica and played a few bars....
Perhaps we should henna tattoo who we voted for on our foreheads.
For the next few weeks we could ask the mongs why they kept Blears / Bercow / Balls / Bradshaw in power - before locking them up (there are tempting alternatives, but I'd prefer to live in a democracy)
Anybody voting for Gorgon Brownstain would be permanently tattooed before pioneering the newly opened planet Mercury exploration base - seeing as they like living in hell.
If that was the real Lembit (which I doubt) - dammit man, get some proper glasses.
You look as if you're peering at the world through a letterbox.
Gillian Meron has gone? Fantastic!
Anyone have an email for her? I want to send her a simple four word email:
"Can't smoke, won't vote."
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