Saturday, 8 May 2010

Ding dong, the witch is dead.

So

Farewell then
Jacq the Ripper.

Your sister will need
A new lodger

And your husband will need
new balls, I bet.

Perhaps also
A less stained TV.

9 comments:

The Boggart said...

Hey Leg Iron Check this out BALLOT MACHINE sALE I gave G.O.T and dark lochnagar the heads up on the offer check it out if only for a chuckle

Amusing Bunni said...

I'm glad that thieving witch is gone too!
The video's going around of her practically crying are great! Have a nice weekend, all. Maybe Monday gordoom will wise up and leave!

Anonymous said...

Oh I don't know whether Sis will need a new lodger - exactly how much of our money did the Bruiser hand over to her ? I mean having a lodger who pays for the mortgage and then some - I should think Sis is quite well set - as of course will the bruiser be once she remembers to check through her "useful contacts" book - surprising how much some companies will pay to have the names of former cabinet ministers on the company stationery, even failed ones ..

JuliaM said...

"The video's going around of her practically crying are great!"

Not as great as those of her actually crying would have been...

And oh, if only someone had captured Vera Baird's reaction to her loss!

Man with Many Chins said...

It was pure joy to watch.....the camera man thoughtfully zoomed right in on her ugly mush as well. Epic

Gareth said...

As a former home secretary I wonder if she'll get police protection for life and funding for making her homes more secure.

Chief_Sceptic said...

One of the most enjoyable "NuLabhor" moments ! ...

wh00ps said...

So when does your anthology of Election Haikus come out? I'll pre-order, honest ;o)

Leg-iron said...

Election haikus? One for each constituency would be enough for a book.

It would take some time though and before it was finished, there'd probably be another election.

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