If you have doubts about New Labour, if you are unsure of where to cast your vote, if you don't fully grasp the attitudes and the feelings your chosen candidates have for you, then you must visit Councillor Terry Kelly.
He is the very embodiment of New Labour. He represents the world that is to come under another Labour government. He speaks to you as a true socialist, he enunciates the truth as they all see it. All of them. Real truth is irrelevant. Truth is for subversives. He even regards the SNP as extreme right wing.
Vote for Councillor Kelly. Vote New Labour.
...but only if you are a total moron. Otherwise, THINK! Remember that? An outmoded concept these days.
He is a lot of fun though, isn't he?