Saturday, 1 May 2010

Councillor Terry Kelly.

If you have doubts about New Labour, if you are unsure of where to cast your vote, if you don't fully grasp the attitudes and the feelings your chosen candidates have for you, then you must visit Councillor Terry Kelly.

He is the very embodiment of New Labour. He represents the world that is to come under another Labour government. He speaks to you as a true socialist, he enunciates the truth as they all see it. All of them. Real truth is irrelevant. Truth is for subversives. He even regards the SNP as extreme right wing.

Vote for Councillor Kelly. Vote New Labour.

...but only if you are a total moron. Otherwise, THINK! Remember that? An outmoded concept these days.

He is a lot of fun though, isn't he?


Anonymous said...

Have you ever met Terry Kellys Daughter?

Socialist nepotism is alive and kicking and living in Renfrewshire.

Leg-iron said...


You have got to be shittin' me. man!

Leg-iron said...

Does she play banjo by any chance?

BTS said...

She's as mental as her father. I wouldn't have believed it possible.

But how did he manage to breed?

Aren't there sanctions in place against that sort of thing..?

Surreptitious Evil said...

I don't think Terry is new Labour at all - he is West Coast Scotland old Labour. Bigoted, tribal and thick as mince. And breeding like, to be crude, flies on shit.

Having said that, those of us who have been watching him a while, have our suspicions that when his blog is vaguely punctuated and there is a hint that a spell-checker has been used, that Rayleen may actually be writing it for him. Whether as mere secretary or a shadowy Mandelsonian puppeteer (admittedly sacked by the electorate rather than her boss), it is difficult to tell.

TerryWatch, TerryWatch, where art thou in our hour of need?

Anonymous said...

Like the mention of Galloway suffering at the hands of the yes, Neo Labour.

What a, fucking, tit.

Corrugated Soundbite said...

Bigot alert! He could fall out with Blinky over this...

Cllr Terry Kelly said...
(Anonymous) 27/04/10
Is English your first language or are you just a typical gnat?

I've got some vin rouge at the ready for later and nothing much to do. This clown looks like fun ;-)

Anonymous said...

Terry finds it almost impossible, not to reply to any comment made upon his blog with one of his own, especially if it's negative, and especially if he can use some tired old Socialist adage, to, in his opinion, speak from the moral high ground.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the link LI.

What a first class, illiterate muppet.

We really are in the dooh dooh.


Anonymous said...

If I were of child-bearing age, Leg-Iron, I'd want your babies. :)

Anonymous said...

Sorry to be off topic but Subrosa has a few amazing facts about Gordon Brown. Deserves to be widely read, and cross posted. I would do it myself but I dont have a blog.

Leg-iron said...

Fausty - if I had any, you'd be welcome to them.


Anonymous said...

Great find, L-I.

God, what a prat and what fun to imagine him being deluged with comments each of which he feels obliged to respond to (although I can imagine him not bothering to print them if he gets fed up)!

I've read only Paul Flynn, Kerry McCarthy, Labourlist and Tom Harris but Tom Harris is the only one who strikes me as a decent human being.


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