If you are a Labourite and are still wondering how your party managed to lose to the Monster Raving Loony party in several places last time out, first, watch this:
Then, read this.
See? You lot are madder than the Monster Raving Loonies could ever hope to be.
I hope they take a seat in Parliament from you this time round.
Now I'm going to settle down with a nice red wine and a copy of 'Night of the Living Dead' to get me in the mood for Thursday night's television.