Once again, the Daily Panic puts up the 'booze cheaper than water' rubbish.
Once again, they compare a cheap beer with a bottled water bought only by people with loads of money and no sense at all.
Once again, then... Tesco will sell you two litres of their own-brand bottled water for about 15p.
Tell me where I can get two litres of beer for 15p. I won't buy it, it'll be terrible because the own-brand lagers cost far more than that and you're better off with a can of shandy, which costs more but tastes much better.
No supermarket sells beer cheaper than water. Nobody, anywhere, sells strong drink cheaper than water. It does not happen. It is all a lie.
Can we have a different lie next time? This one is getting really tedious now.
Oh, and all you furious publicans complaining about being undercut? That's not why I buy in the supermarket and drink at home. Here's a couple of clues - coldest winter for a very long time, still freezing out there, and I smoke.
You want smokers' support? Why? You didn't support us. Some did, sure, but most were only too happy to run us out of the bar and into the street. Now you're upset that we're no longer coming back inside. Well, you know, third hand smoke... we soon won't be allowed back inside anyway. Best get used to it.
On Friday you can ask the Cameroids what they plan to do about it. The answer will be... not a damn thing. They're too busy chasing foxes.
Maybe they'll notice when the pub they like to meet at is no longer open.