Sunday 23 October 2011

"Flash! I love you but...

...we only have fourteen hours to save the universe!"


Possibly the cheesiest and most disjointed line in cinematic history there, but it seems to have caught on in Westminster and in General Pompous Ass circles lately. Remember the Brown Gorgon 'saving the world'? How about the Green men and 'we have a matter of weeks to save the planet'? Their Armageddon prophecies were as reliable as the usual 'The End is Nigh' nutters but they keep trying.

Now Dai Cameroid is wearing the 'Repent' sandwich boards and claims the world will end in less than a week unless we give him all our money.

I wonder, if I put up a Paypal button and promise to make the sun rise in the morning if you all pay me, will it work? It used to work a treat for the druids. Seems to be working for Cameron too.

It's interesting theat the Brown Gorgon disappeared when Cameron appeared. Then Cameron switched to "I Love the EU" mode, "I'm Listening But You're Wrong" mode, and now '"Save the World" mode.

Surely the consipracy theorists have missed a trick here? It's obvious that the Gorgon has kidnapped the Tory Prime Monster and is now in his place with a mask on.

The thing is, who has the courage to see what's beneath that mask? It would take a strong stomach indeed.

5 comments:

Chief_Sceptic said...

All 3 major parties promised a Referendum on the EU(SSR) - all 3 reneged a.s.a.p. ...

And now Cameron calls the issue "a distraction" ? ...

Bastards to a man (and woman) ...

Let the €uro collapse, let some banks fail, go back to not spending money you haven't got ! ...

Leg-iron said...

Ah, but when the next election rolls around, they'll be promising a referendum again.

Unfortunately, many people are still stupid enough to fall for it again.

Anonymous said...

He (they) can't take it all, otherwise the landlord will be very, very upset as will the vodka and cigarette industries.

Maybe the NHS can send me some candles to help me through the long dark nights?

"We're all in it together remember"!

Or maybe they could just print some more money?

Anonymous said...

Actually, it's "fourteen hours to save the *Earth*".

I couldn't let it go.

Also, Cameron's a useless c***.

Slamlander said...

Oral Roberts, an American Tel-evangelist, one time said that God was going to strike him dead if he didn't raise five million US Dollars for a children's hosptial. It took two weeks and many of his followers were seriously worried that he might indeed die.

He didn't and he was $50,000 short of his goal. He rationalized it away by claiming that God told him that he was need to stay and raise more money for his causes. The hospital only needed $1,000,000 and guess who kept the change?

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