When I was a student, the hardest drinkers around were always the medical students. Well, they had to spend time cutting up corpses and nobody could deny a student a stiff drink after having to do that. Those students will now be my age - around fifty - and will include those who are now telling us there is no safe level of alcohol.
Hypocritical filthy bastards. And they wonder why I ignore their invitations to visit.
All three parties, being composed of the gullible, the criminal and the insane, will tell us with serious faces that we must all stop drinking for the public good. No more booze, there is no safe level of alcohol. You know, they actually believe it while saying it.
So is that how we are to live? No, no, no. This is how you are to live.
How they are to live is a little different. Another lot of hypocritical filthy bastards. There are a lot of them around.
Doublethink is just too inadequate a term here. This is a full blown disconnect from reality right into the deep recesses of schizophrenia.
These people are in charge. The lunatics are not just running the asylum, they own it now.
You can't write stuff this scary. You just can't make it up. And I'm trying!