Okay, I have a Halloween story that involves no pumpkins and no demons and no monsters and nothing but an old man, a cat and Death. It is for sale at the best price of all. Free. I am lucky to have family who are good at art and will hopefully get some covers done for future productions.
Is it great and wonderful? Weeeelll... I don't think it's my best but it's pretty good and hey, it's free. If you don't like it a refund is available.
It might even explain something to Christianity, if they want to hear.
Ouch. My teeth are sharper than they used to be.