...we only have fourteen hours to save the universe!"
Possibly the cheesiest and most disjointed line in cinematic history there, but it seems to have caught on in Westminster and in General Pompous Ass circles lately. Remember the Brown Gorgon 'saving the world'? How about the Green men and 'we have a matter of weeks to save the planet'? Their Armageddon prophecies were as reliable as the usual 'The End is Nigh' nutters but they keep trying.
Now Dai Cameroid is wearing the 'Repent' sandwich boards and claims the world will end in less than a week unless we give him all our money.
I wonder, if I put up a Paypal button and promise to make the sun rise in the morning if you all pay me, will it work? It used to work a treat for the druids. Seems to be working for Cameron too.
It's interesting theat the Brown Gorgon disappeared when Cameron appeared. Then Cameron switched to "I Love the EU" mode, "I'm Listening But You're Wrong" mode, and now '"Save the World" mode.
Surely the consipracy theorists have missed a trick here? It's obvious that the Gorgon has kidnapped the Tory Prime Monster and is now in his place with a mask on.
The thing is, who has the courage to see what's beneath that mask? It would take a strong stomach indeed.