An antismoker frenzy today.
An American hospital actually believes that the mere smell of smoke will make newborn babies all lumpy and deformed. Yes, these are alleged health professionals and they don't have the first clue about biology, toxicology, or much of anything at all. If you decide to go to Christus St Frances Cabrini hospital in Louisiana then you are in the hands of morons with not a clue what they're doing. Best of luck.
If you're an antismoker, then it's the best hospital in the world and I encourage you to use it exclusively. Because I don't like you.
We smokers can't get lung cancer or heart attacks because we're now all going to die of strokes. I hope when I get a stroke, it's not from this highly-trained health professional. Oh, aren't they all such upstanding and noble figures to look up to? Antismokers, you must trust the medical profession implicitly. Because you're worth it.
Meanwhile the antismokers have stepped up their game a notch. They will now take photos of patients dying of cancer (smoking related or not, it doesn't matter, the truth has never been a factor in their calculations) and put them on those cigarette packets. They don't appear on the plants I'm growing so those plants must be safe. I've also noticed that the green beans, tomatoes, chillis etc don't seem to have developed 'best before' dates. There are people out there who won't eat them for that reason alone, you know. Usually the same drones who believe all the antismoker rubbish.
Tobacco smoke is smoke from a little bit of dried leaf. That's all it is. It is nothing compared to a bonfire or a chimenea or a coal fire or even a gas cooker ring. It contains nothing that isn't present in all plant material, including fossil-fuels like coal or oil or petrol or diesel. The only difference is the amount: the cigarette is much, much smaller.
So we have hospitals actually believing that patient care hinges on a little bit of burning leaf, and never mind the neglect and the bacteria. We now have almost every disease apart from dandruff blamed exclusively on smoking so nobody is researching any other causes because 'the science is settled'. We have blatant lies on cigarette packets and we have an army of drones believing it all because it suits their petty little prejudices. Medical advance has ended. We'd be better off with alchemy now.
The antismokers think this is all wonderful. I encourage them to continue and to trust absolutely in what they are told.
Because I want them to suffer.