Tuesday, 28 September 2010

Whisky burns...

...when it comes out of your nose.

If you have anything in your hands, put it down. Swallow or spit out whatever is in your mouth (no, I don't want to know what it is).


Here we go -

Shadow Treasury chief secretary Liam Byrne accused the Government today of being ''hell bent'' on destroying the foundations of economic success laid by Labour.

Remember that 'There's no money left' note? The total absence of money is Labour's definition of economic success. Along with the total absence of intelligence, common sense and hair.

A different planet? These people are in a parallel universe.


Anonymous said...

There doing all right in the polls at the moment.
Why ?
Definate proof, half the population of the UK are thick as lead.

banned said...

That tickled my irony button when I read it somewhere, Telegraph online I think.

Angry Exile said...

Ow. Tea can clean out your sinuses quite well too. Away with the fairies.

View from the Solent said...

"These people are in a parallel universe. "
Parallel? More like orthoganal.

Dr Evil said...

The economic success these Labour twats had was based on the previous Tory government. They deiced to adopt those policies and managed to keep stability for a time, but the temptation to start really spending on the NHS and public sector jobs was just too strong and as usual, they bankrupted the country and then put in little traps to bollox the next government. They hate the voters and hate the country. Doesn't this tit realise no-one with any sense is listening to Labour these days?

Leg-iron said...

Chalcedon - nobody with any sense is listening, that's true.

However, there are still millions with no sense at all.

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