Hey Jode.

Wheelie boy, who is making considerable mileage out of his claim of having his wheels taken from him by the police, might not be all he seems.

I visited his blog (since his profession, according to the slavering idiots who were once described as 'press' is 'blogger') and found him wailing about how hard it is to get into a tube train.

It's not easy for me either. Worse, as a smoker, I am barred entirely from tube trains, plain trains, platforms, stations, buses and their diesel-scented waiting areas, all bus stops, all taxis, and soon my own home. I pay more for the NHS than nonsmokers but I will not be permitted to use that either. And wheel boy thinks he is discriminated against?

How much, Jodie, do you pay in extra revenue to cover this discrimination against you? Think, if you can.

I left a comment there. It's in moderation, we shall see, but just in case, it's here too.

As a smoker, I question your ‘equality’ requirements.

You say it’s hard to get on trains. I am not allowed on trains. You can demand access to pubs I’m not allowed into. You can require cafes to accommodate you. I cannot. You have buses that dip to the kerb to allow you access. They don’t let me on.

Don’t ask for pity from those you regard as filth. Don’t ask for taxes from those you despise as worthless. I will not voluntarily pay for an education system designed to teach children I am there for their cruel amusement and no more.

You, Jody, claim the ‘victim’ but you have never experienced it. Not really. You have not been excluded and demonised for the amusement of others. You have many supporters here who feel oh-so-bad about the way you were treated once. I have no supporters about the way I am treated daily. You have laws that guarantee you access to all social venues. I have laws that deny me access to all the same venues.

You, Jody, and your socialist lunatics wanted to make me evil. Well, wheel boy, you succeeded. Use your weasel words to the best of your ability, which isn’t much. Try to make me feel guilty while pretending I am not the monster you made.

You drew attention to yourself with your antics. I see you now. You will not see me. You will not hear me. I am the animal that is less equal than you. I am the iron-legged smoker, and smoker overbears all else in that regard. Skin colour, gender, religion, bodily completeness, irrelevant. I said ‘Smoker’ and all you Socialists saw only ‘Juden’, didn’t you?

Try to grasp this. We do not care what the police do to you. Twenty percent of the population – the smokers – care only what the police will do to them next. Twenty percent of the population absolutely alienated from your cause and for what? What have you gained? More pubs?

You did not want us in the NHS even though we pay more than you for it. You threw us out of pubs you never visited anyway. You forced us to endure ‘shelters’ that were 45% illegal if applied to farm livestock. And now you want us to say ‘Oooh, isn’t it awful how they treated that guy?’

It is far less awful, Jodie, than your preferred government and indeed the current shower of shit have treated me. Do try to grasp this.

You might have been treated badly for a few minutes.

For smokers, that happens all day, every day.

Now talk about equality.

In the unlikely event that Jodie or his socialist pals visit and have the brain power to get this far, they might be interested to learn that I am not interested in their bleats and protestations. I'm a smoker. I'm evil. You, Jodyites, made me what I am and it's far too late to make a fuss about it now. I am what you told everyone I was. You chose this. I'm just living up to your expectations.

So come on, wheel boy. I wanna play a game.