Tick the box, tuppence a blag.
Who let the dogs in?
Dave don't want no short people 'round here.
Doesn't it warm the shackles of your heart to see our justice system protecting us from mates loaning their membership, people getting upset because your dog ate theirs and the tyranny of the twelve-year-old?
Sorry, Charlie boy, the situation you were in might have been dangerous. Health and safety, you know. You're on your own there.
Get used to it. The rest of us have to.