I wish I had some like this.
on YouTube is Mrweebl, and whatever he smokes and drinks, I want some.
The line that cracked me up here was 'I know you've got a big heart, I've seen you wheel it around'.
Those are his more sane offerings. How much did he have to drink to come up with this one?
I have not delved into the real depths of this man's wonderful madness as yet. If you feel like exploring, try 'Owls', 'Scampi' and 'Crabs'.
Mrweebl, please tell us where you buy your booze and smokes.