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The early morning gives some interesting contrast effects. If this was in the Daily Mail, the 'photoshop' accusations would have appeared by now. I don't have photoshop. This is really what it looked like. Spot the bird.
The local totty. Just look at these provocative little minxes wearing almost nothing and parading around as if they were actually interested in grass. Well, make the most of it before they have to wear burkas.
That was the only downside. Those were, in truth, the only females around.
Well, can't have everything.