On behalf of the conservative party.
'By and by, you'll see there's nothing new beneath the sun'.
Oh, and that band name? (Comes up at the end) Just to remind you, Dai Cameroid, that your dismissal of the smoking ban as a done deal has already lost you twenty percent of the potential votes in this country. Plus their friends - those who Hideous Harman might describe as 'discriminated against by association'.
Keep it up, idiot. You only have about thirty percent of the country left to persuade to vote against you.
And you can be sure I am helping you achieve your zero-vote ambition.
Because you're worth it.