A 'just for fun' post to break up the misery stream and because I have the no-sleeping thing again..
'Population explosion' doesn't mean what I want it to mean, but sometimes I like to savour the image.
Did you hear about the hungry clock who went back four seconds?
I saw a sign in a shop window that said 'Batteries included - no charge'. I thought 'What use are they then?'
I haven't written a will,. It would be a dead giveaway.
Is the Thatcher film rated PG because it's not suitable for miners?
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not quite my girlfriend yet.
And now we return you to the normal, doom-laden world of reality. Sorry about that.