Friday, 5 November 2010

Jewish Laughs.

You can make things like this about Jews because they have a sense of humour.

Try to imagine a Muslim version of these things.

Think, Muslims. 'Funny' is not the same as 'derogatory'.

For example. I am mixed Welsh/Italian. Both these jokes are funny to me -

How do you know if the tank you're driving is Italian? It has one forward gear and five reverse.

What do you call a Welshman with 100 girlfriends? A shepherd.

See? You don't have to ban bacon imports from Denmark (as if that's really going to matter) just because of a joke. Laugh and move on.

Not laughing is a bigger killer than alcohol, you know. So being humourless will kill you faster than heroin. Scientifically proven by monkeys and weasels who used to work for the government and who have settled the science so hard it's sandstone.

Go on. Let out a chuckle.

If we can't laugh with you, we're going to laugh at you, you know.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

In Wales what do you call a goat tied to a post? A Leisure Centre.

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