I'm off to Denormalised Club, otherwise known as Smoky-Drinky, because we smokers aren't wanted in the pubs. We are selfish for wanting one place for ourselves, and the Righteous are not selfish for wanting all places for themselves. Hey, that's what I keep hearing, as if telling me over and over is going to make it make sense.
There are a few cbubby Smoky-Drinkers who will be interested to hear that they are the new Wicker Man - as well as having already experienced the hate aimed at their smoking and drinking.
It's going to be interesting.