...for a Smoky-Drinky. We might even go outside for a smoke tonight.
Soon we'll be able to revisit those pubs with outside seating. The antismokers will complain, but they put us all there and they made not a murmur when we had to stand outside in rain, snow, wind and cold so they get zero sympathy from me.
Outside is the smoking area. You, antismokers, made it so. Don't complain that all the smokers are outside when that's entirely your fault.
Must go. I have a bottle crying 'Drink me' and a pack of tobacco that really wants to be burning.