... there is a way to guarantee it.
Simply have the front bench perform this at the next PMQ's.
Dave can reach those high notes by having George give him a vicious wedgie at just the right moment.
Go on, Tories. You know you want to. It'll be all over YouTube in seconds and voters will be humming it on the way to the polls. Simon Cowell might even get you signed up to a record label.
It's about time we had a government with a proper, British, downright nasty sense of humour.