Saturday, 30 April 2011

Pop goes the loony.

I've never seen a mad woman's brain explode live on air before, but here's a still in Technicolor.

Apparently there are those who have spent the day searching for black guests at a white wedding. What were the couple expected to do? Ship over the population of Harlem for the day? Raid Africa? We did that over 200 years ago and it wasn't well received at all. Some people are still a bit miffed about it. Mostly white people with only the guilt cells working in their otherwise untouched brains. The rest of us realise we weren't actually alive at the time.

If a Muslim man marries a Muslim woman, I would expect the majority of the wedding guests to be Muslim. If a black man marries a black woman, I would expect the majority of the guests to be black. Because most of the guests are related and related people have this persistent way of being similar. No matter how hard you push 'diversity', those pesky genes and those irritating social ties just refuse to listen. Of course, to the drones, this is only a problem where a white man marries a white woman. I'm surprised that's still legal.

Weddings are not subject to the Tiny Blur's insane employment quotas. You don't have to invite me to every wedding just to fill the cripple quota and to be honest, I'm just going to get absolutely plastered and be an embarrasment to everyone except me anyway, so count yourselves lucky on that one.

I wonder if ASH were counting smokers, the Shenkerites were counting drinkers and the salty people were counting chips? Perhaps there was a group checking the distribution of waist sizes and another counting sticks and wheelchairs? How many non-swimmers were there? How many train spotters? Did the Cameroid have happiness-indexers roaming the crowds? How many single mums, how many unemployed, how many three-legged Lithuanian lesbian dwarf ex-convict drug users? I don't think we should be told but I suspect we might be.

It was a wedding. The brood and grime get to choose who turns up and they clearly made their choice with much thought and discretion.

They didn't invite the Tiny Blur and Slotgob, nor did they cast the necessary spells to invoke the presence of the Brown Gorgon and Beard. That shows a great deal of sense and taste.

If I'm still alive when this guy becomes Mr. King, I think I'm going to like him. Even though he didn't invite me to make up the pissed smoking immigrant cripple quota.

Maybe Harry will.

16 comments:

PT Barnum said...

Despite manful efforts to avoid all coverage, I did manage to glean the fact that HRH Harry had a "crafty fag" behind the Abbey at some point. So the smokers had their representative.

Anonymous said...

It's because there was no KFC at the reception.

Antipholus Papps said...

They didn't invite the Tiny Blur and Slotgob, nor did they cast the necessary spells to invoke the presence of the Brown Gorgon and Beard.

My opinion of William rocketed the moment I heard this! There I was dismissing him as Beavis to Harry's Butthead, but he showed he had some balls. Get in there!

Roue le Jour said...

Well, I think this is a question for granddad.

Your Royal Highness, any comment on the lack of darkies at the wedding?

Smoking Hot said...

She just looked in the wrong place ... there were loads at the reception ... with silver platters too!

I am Stan said...

Yo Leggy,

My invite must`ve been lost in the post BAH!

Off for a spin on my t140 now, RACE YA!

Anonymous said...

As Royal Palaces are exempt from the Smoking Ban I am sure there were plenty of smoking going on.

Xopher said...

I might rock the boat by mentioning my pride in seeing the Asian couple who run Catherine's local Spar shop - not black but certainly not ethnic British --- they (or their parents) arrived here, worked hard and are now an asset to their community.
As for the hurray Henry's, we can be sure that tobacco was the least of the 'pleasures' snorted at the party!

Surreptitious Evil said...

King of Tonga, Sultan of Brunei, Mrs Clegg (okay ...), Prince & Princess of Leosotho, Basil Charles, Archbishop of York, sundry Governors General, ambassadors and other plenipotentates: there were plenty of black people.

She's just bitching because the quota for dull "clebs" was filled by Posh getting her twofer.

Amusing Bunni said...

That disgusting cow is on that equally vomit inducing show "the view". I switch the channel SO FAST when that comes on, I get whiplash on the remote finger.

These lefty loons are always stirring up shit, esp. when it comes to race. This bitch is racist as they get. She's just mad she wasn't invited to England, like her boss, baa baa wahwah ;-)

Johnnyrvf said...

Hey stan, I've got a T140 that will blow yours away, wanna race?

James Higham said...

If they'd been invited, they might have got lynched.

Leg-iron said...

You know, it occurs to me that at any sensitive occasion with such heavy press coverage, anyone with any sense would put everyone non-white and non-British at one side of the room...

... and Prince Philip at the other side.

JuliaM said...

"Weddings are not subject to the Tiny Blur's insane employment quotas."

Yet...

Anonymous said...

Ohh boo-hoo, just because most of the European royalty happen to be caucasian and marry into each other's families somebody is offended there is no darker hues.

What the fuck do they expect?

President Obama to seed up Kate for diversity?

I'm afraid he's happily married and he likes a fag.

Anonymous said...

Sherri Shepherd thinks the Earth is flat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbizzLzcpnM

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