Other people have seen shapes in the UK olympic logo during its four years of existence. Some see a blow job in progress, where the participants are some kind of Lego people. Others see a swastika, drawn by a colour-blind Nazi with advanced Parkinson's who has never actually seen a swastika.
To me, it just looks like a mess. It looks like they were carrying the logo to the approval meeting, dropped it down several flights of stairs and patched it back together as best they could, although they couldn't find all the parts and couldn't remember the original design.
Apparently it is intended to look like '2012' but if that was the intent, then we can expect 2012 to be a very messy year indeed. Perhaps they should have let someone who knows what numbers look like influence the design.
The blow-job and swastika parodies appeared within moments of the release of this smashed-window logo. It has taken the sluggish minds of Iran's government four years to find something in it they can complain about.
This does not make you look good, Iran. This is the UK you are dealing with, where the Righteous corner the market in offense at all things. Trying these cheap control games here, with a four year delay, really won't wash.
Don't you read the polls? Over half the people of this country think the arrival of mass numbers of Muslims is a problem. What do you imagine the popular reaction will be if you say you aren't sending any more? You guys really need to think things through before spouting your idiotic complaints.
This is the country where Spinbob Crowpants can produce the most insane and unworkable idea ever devised and feel confident enough to announce it as a serious proposition.
Where a group with no legal authority can terrorise a woman who put a cat into a bin (while causing no actual harm to the cat), can harass the relatives of dead benefactors, but who will not even consider treading on the toes of Approved Ones even if they leave an entire herd of horses to starve to death.
Here in the West we have scientists claiming that erotic imagery causes impotence and we have people who will believe it even though they have spent their lives proving the exact opposite to themselves.
And the Iranian government think that, having taken four years to find the word 'Zion' in a four-character logo, they can now out-Righteous our Righteous? We have Righteous here that would make David Icke's lizards run for cover. We have professionally-offended who would confuse Confucius. We have a legal system that would make Vlad the Impaler think 'Oh, now hang on, that's not right'.
We don't have anything to compare with Monty Python or Spike Milligan's Q series on TV now because there is nothing left to parody. Reality now makes Mr. Bean a documentary, not a comedy. That logo is one of the least insane things we have to deal with here, it's just a jumble of shapes and probably the only thing left that nobody can be arrested for.
Iran's attempt at control-by-offense is transparent, blatant and unbelievably amateurish.
They are dealing with experts here.