A work colleague recently lent me a DVD of the two series of Big Train - one particular sketch that really cracked me up was the one about Jesus and the Devil working together in the office ;-)
Car with blue headlights; lights under the chassis and a sound system which presumably shattered the chav's neuron pathways some time after passing his test, pulls alongside.
Chav: Oi mate, duh yer know where Somerset Road is?
Pedestrian: Is that the road to Somerset?
Chav: Dunno pal, in Almondbury innit?
Pedestrian: Have you got a map?
At this point, chav looks confused and confers with Waynetta.
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A work colleague recently lent me a DVD of the two series of Big Train - one particular sketch that really cracked me up was the one about Jesus and the Devil working together in the office ;-)
Also the one about "no wanking in the office"...
I remember this too, still like it.
Funnily enough, I was looking at some old sketches from Big Train the other day, which I'd posted a while back, and the links still work:
http://englandsfreedome.blogspot.com/2008/12/ante-space.html
This one's good too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPB_EQly1jI&feature=related
Here is the Yorkshire version:-
Car with blue headlights; lights under the chassis and a sound system which presumably shattered the chav's neuron pathways some time after passing his test, pulls alongside.
Chav: Oi mate, duh yer know where Somerset Road is?
Pedestrian: Is that the road to Somerset?
Chav: Dunno pal, in Almondbury innit?
Pedestrian: Have you got a map?
At this point, chav looks confused and confers with Waynetta.
Chav: No.
Pedestrian: Oh I can't help you then.
Trooper -thanks. I'll look out for the DVD Curmudgeon mentioned too.
MTG - I don't think anyone can beat Homer Simpson's casual line -
'A man asked me for directions today and I took the time to help him out, even though I didn't know the way.'
"Que?"
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