Tipped by Foreign Entity in the comments here.
Remember Nicky the Clegg and his 'we are listening but not to smokers' website? Remember his 'we are not going to repeal the smoking ban any more than we'll bring back hanging' wordplay?
The smug child is on Desert Island Discs. Look at the last line of this.
Oh, he struggles with his conscience over cuts but when it comes to making smokers into something so evil even Satan winces, he sleeps like a brainless politician.
Clegg chooses tracks by David Bowie, Shakira and Prince, and selects "a stash of cigarettes" as his one permitted desert island luxury.
The two-faced, spite-driven, vicious and evil bastard. It's at times like this I wish I wrote like Obo. I can't use the words to describe this man because they haven't been invented yet. Not even the most base Anglo-Saxon swearing can cover it. Maybe Italian but you'd need the hand gestures too.
Put him on a desert island and give him these discs. Oh, and don't forget to dip his cigarettes in the sea before delivery.
Bastard. There is no possible excuse.
And I thought I wrote about evil people. I have much to learn.