Are you a moron who fails to notice when you've shit yourself? Or are you a paedophile?
One or the other, antismoker. Choose.
What's that you say? Not fair? Tough. Choose.
You want me to die. You want me to die in pain. You despise me and regard me as worthless and you want me to be fair?
I have a cure for Clostridium difficile that now works even without metronidazole. Which is good because metronidazole is carcinogenic. Your choice is the possibility of maybe getting cancer in the future or very probably dying of C. difficile this week.
I can stop a Salmonella infection in its tracks. In fact, you need never worry about Salmonella or most kinds of E. coli again. These new antibiotic resistant strains? No problem. My Stuff is not an antibiotic. It does not generate resistant strains. It can't.
But you want me to die and you consider me useless. Therefore I have to add nicotine to the formulation. It will have no effect at all on its function but you shit-stained paedo antismokers won't touch it. You won't let your children have it either.
Think of it as a sort of natural selection. While smokers, and those non-smokers who have no objection to smoking (the nicotine content will not actually affect you at all but don't tell the antismokers), will survive the new wave of experimental pathogen release, you antismokers are all going to die. In pain. On a diarrhoea-soaked sheet, surrounded by the NHS you think you're the only ones paying for.
Just as you wish on me.
Now that's what I call 'fair'.