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Thursday, 5 May 2011

Hanging Bin Liner.

No, they didn't.

But an artist did.

Yes, it's Turner prize time again. Money for old rope.

Which reminds me, I have some old rope in the shed. Where do I get an entry form?

4 comments:

  1. I went to the Tate in Liverpool the other week. If I was a stand up comedian I would have got a wealth of new material.

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  2. That stuff is beyond a joke. Not even the greatest standup in the world could make material from it.

    What I want to know is, who do I call when I drop a pot of tomato soup on the kitchen floor? I could pay for an entire new kitchen with the proceeds.

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  3. The more garbage like that I see passing for "art" the more depressed I get that I'm useless with a paintbrush. Still, there is caffiene, weekends and pastels.. I'll show 'em yet

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  4. I went to the Guggenheim in New York when I first visited, many years ago. Lovely building. The star 'exhibit'?

    A chicken-wire igloo covered in pitta bread painted blue.

    I walked out, and went to the zoo instead. And least the monkeys weren't aware they were flinging their own poop around...

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