tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post9105085381194320197..comments2024-02-06T07:57:54.467+00:00Comments on underdogs bite upwards: Tormenting simpletons for fun and profit.Leg-ironhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-67917886478263681482011-05-01T13:52:20.185+01:002011-05-01T13:52:20.185+01:00No fear though,remember a burning candle and its c...No fear though,remember a burning candle and its chemical components,not much diferent than the cig burning! LMAO<br /><br />Harleyrider1978Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-84530668417036457382011-05-01T13:50:08.009+01:002011-05-01T13:50:08.009+01:00This is haleyrider,just was turned on to your blog...This is haleyrider,just was turned on to your blog........all I can say is WOOOOWWWWW!<br /><br />Now lastnite was my kids birthday and we took him to our favorite SMOKING bingo hall and I bought him a slice of cake for his birthday.Well,Beverly informs me they have no candles,so as a former can do SEABEE I I lit a cig stuck it in the middle of his cake and we all sang happy birthday.I got a pic but now I gotta figure out how to download it to the net!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-49064137690084717572011-04-30T03:34:55.539+01:002011-04-30T03:34:55.539+01:00V from the S - that's been going on for some t...V from the S - that's been going on for some time. I remember my old Thomas Salter set which was full of things that burned and could be made to explode. It even had magnesium ribbon and guess what?<br /><br />No safety glasses.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-75107928459727706312011-04-30T03:33:10.027+01:002011-04-30T03:33:10.027+01:00Rose - the noisy ones are the target ;)Rose - the noisy ones are the target ;)Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-47840988867519473322011-04-30T03:32:37.521+01:002011-04-30T03:32:37.521+01:00Bill in SD - Anon is right. We are watched all the...Bill in SD - Anon is right. We are watched all the time here. Our government is far too weak and paranoid to allow us any freedom.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-38909728301156423552011-04-30T03:31:04.451+01:002011-04-30T03:31:04.451+01:00Katabasis - If I was in London, the Met would have...Katabasis - If I was in London, the Met would have arrested me by now for merely suggesting the possibility of mentioning that smokers mught perhaps have touched money. The anti-tourist laws would cover it.<br /><br />They'd find cameras (Oho, you take photos in public places) and many other non-criminal things to charge me with.<br /><br />Fortunately I'm in Scotland where the police forces are not all yet required to have frontal lobotomies during training.<br /><br />Yet.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-32511970934761528682011-04-29T22:51:25.989+01:002011-04-29T22:51:25.989+01:00LI,
looks like you won't be getting any compet...LI,<br />looks like you won't be getting any competition from the younger generation.<br /><a href="http://news.slashdot.org/story/11/04/29/1753259/The-Chemical-Free-Chemistry-Kit?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Slashdot%2Fslashdot+%28Slashdot%29" rel="nofollow">slashdot</a>View from the Solenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930587784230398787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-11302337448340839742011-04-29T17:13:19.958+01:002011-04-29T17:13:19.958+01:00A "Handled bySmoker" note just nestled i...A "Handled bySmoker" note just nestled in the till next to their previously uncontaminated more Righteous fellows will surely become contaminated as well. <br /><br />They will need to burn them all and start again. Smokers will have special tills outside to drop their filthy lucre into. These won't be allowed to be enclosed fully of course so windy days may cause some problems.<br /><br />And all that evil nicotine on money with Her Maj on it will probably give her cancer. To the tower with all the treasonous smokers!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-70120960345951537222011-04-29T16:07:26.874+01:002011-04-29T16:07:26.874+01:00It will put the power of fear behind those parenta...It will put the power of fear behind those parental warnings to small children to not put money in their mouths when they find it lying on the ground. Why they could grow up to enjoy the pleasure of tobacco, erh, become filthy smokers, if they don't mind their parent's warning. Good idea, the stamper.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-27769983558763500572011-04-29T13:52:08.157+01:002011-04-29T13:52:08.157+01:00Tbh, I think "Handled by terrorists" or ...Tbh, I think "Handled by terrorists" or "Handled by pedophiles" would be be a better way of freaking out the general public.CJnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-74891215915954734762011-04-29T13:48:47.428+01:002011-04-29T13:48:47.428+01:00The most sensitive spectrometers can detect picogr...The most sensitive spectrometers can detect picograms of contaminants or less. The coke story is true - most notes show some contamination - but when a note that has been used for snorting is tested the reading, in comparison, goes through the roof. Detectable amounts will linger on notes that have been in secondary or tertiary contact with primary sources for a very long time.CJnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-88876713423146386612011-04-29T13:03:34.985+01:002011-04-29T13:03:34.985+01:00Following on from Ed P's post above, this coul...Following on from Ed P's post above, this could really have legs if we invite everyone else in other designated "lower other" groups. <br /><br />A friend has suggested the following:<br /><br />"Handled by Conservatives" in blue. "Handled by Meat Eaters" in red. "Handled by Climate Sceptics" in green...<br /><br />LETS DO IT!!Katabasishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02059375486530788092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-28462399190376014422011-04-29T12:42:17.801+01:002011-04-29T12:42:17.801+01:00Not a smoker myself LI, but support your cause.
C...Not a smoker myself LI, but support your cause.<br /><br />Count me in.<br /><br />And we can count down the seconds <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOli98fgBP0" rel="nofollow">before one of us is farcically arrested, possibly even under some "pre-crime" pretenses</a>.Katabasishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02059375486530788092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-67784865393885163822011-04-29T12:25:21.280+01:002011-04-29T12:25:21.280+01:00Fab idea!
I'm getting all these (self-inking,...Fab idea!<br /><br />I'm getting all these (self-inking, pocket-friendly) stamps made, to ensure blanket coverage of morons:<br /><br />Handled by Smokers<br />Handled by Gays<br />Handled by Muslims (for the BNP idiots)<br />Possibly has traces of Anthrax<br />May contain toxins!<br />Not child-safe!<br />Carcinogenic ink!<br /><br />Perhaps all in different colours, just to brighten up the world.Ed Pnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-80496793124128436092011-04-29T10:55:07.568+01:002011-04-29T10:55:07.568+01:00Since the hoi poloi never handle money, impregnati...Since the hoi poloi never handle money, impregnating it with toxic chemicals is no problem! great post, as ever.Oldrightiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03192587284458430556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-57072733693866626832011-04-29T10:17:32.385+01:002011-04-29T10:17:32.385+01:00Umm... the banknotes have cocaine on them because ...Umm... the banknotes have cocaine on them because they are used to snort the stuff up. So they will have snot on them too...<br /><br />The only danger of arrest would be if the stamp purchase is traced. How could they prove a particular note wasn't stamped when you got it?<br /><br />Do they still make those kiddy play stamp sets...?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-67835179289971426962011-04-29T09:44:01.950+01:002011-04-29T09:44:01.950+01:00"So, can we convince the entire country that ..."So, can we convince the entire country that every note they hold has passed through the hands of a smoker?"<br /><br />Of course, and most of them won't care.<br />A very few will have palpitations, but they are the ones who make all the noise.<br /><br />I don't know a single person who has fallen for this tripe.<br /><br />2003 - Lancet<br />"In response to the call in The Times, the Health Minister, Melanie Johnson, backed by John Reid, the Health Secretary, and Tony Blair, the Prime Minister, said that more needed to be done to persuade the public of the merits of a ban before it could be imposed." <br /><br />Though they didn't succeed,the previous shower signed up to the FCTC and imposed it anyway.<br /><br />RoseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-65937923524910902682011-04-29T08:29:27.532+01:002011-04-29T08:29:27.532+01:00That old classic statistic is always relevant:
&q...That old classic statistic is always relevant:<br /><br />"100% of non-smokers die"<br /><br />I recycle it frequently.vervetnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-22602064347197107752011-04-29T07:47:50.094+01:002011-04-29T07:47:50.094+01:00@Bill in SD
Supermarkets are festooned with camer...@Bill in SD<br /><br />Supermarkets are festooned with cameras here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-39679865606605048932011-04-29T07:46:27.137+01:002011-04-29T07:46:27.137+01:00"Give me control of a country's money sup..."Give me control of a country's money supply and I care not who makes its laws.'"<br /><br />The Jew Rothschild (1).<br /><br />Will look for one of mt own! I hope that Angle Exile reads your post. <br /><br />(1) from a famous German biopic of the familyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-53204921807591493972011-04-29T05:58:55.045+01:002011-04-29T05:58:55.045+01:00You Brits are going to love this one for your Smok...You Brits are going to love this one for your Smoker's war. It isn't just evil, it is salacious. Go to the supermarket; buy one of those little single serving deserts that are sold in clear plastic containers; like one slice of chocalate cake. Take it home. Eat it. Empty an ashtray into it. Reseal it. Write Butt Cake on it and return it to the store shelf where you bought it. Then hang around and watch the fireworks go off.. Bill in SDAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-6781578924750623472011-04-29T05:24:15.108+01:002011-04-29T05:24:15.108+01:00I use Vistaprint.co.uk for business printing and m...I use Vistaprint.co.uk for business printing and making things like stamps.<br /><br />Next order will include a stamp.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-58351527902103388022011-04-29T04:50:57.073+01:002011-04-29T04:50:57.073+01:00Love it, just love it.
Where can I order my stamp...Love it, just love it.<br /><br />Where can I order my stamp?Groompy Tomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17184693422067974262noreply@blogger.com