tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post8941876714560787355..comments2024-02-06T07:57:54.467+00:00Comments on underdogs bite upwards: Census Wench visits.Leg-ironhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-29741576316764745282011-03-19T23:33:05.213+00:002011-03-19T23:33:05.213+00:00Excelent post, even Mrs Occupier who lives here th...Excelent post, even Mrs Occupier who lives here thought it was funny, and I don't usually let her see what I'm reading!Woodsy42https://www.blogger.com/profile/12355671210161625647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-31419135062938247672011-03-17T19:58:47.103+00:002011-03-17T19:58:47.103+00:00Can you come back next week? When I'm not home...<i>Can you come back next week? When I'm not home?</i><br /><br />That's a useful antidote to the monthly evangelical visits I get from the Jehovah's Witnesses. Especially effective when delivered while exhaling a little cloud of Beelzebub's Blend.smokervoterhttp://smokervoter.webs.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-36881219591860870532011-03-17T09:41:56.032+00:002011-03-17T09:41:56.032+00:00"I will probably forget to add my phone numbe..."I will probably forget to add my phone number" - or put 770 2219, which is 'piss off' if you hold it up to a mirror.timbonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06985165416240833253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-49612003359464418552011-03-17T04:59:39.618+00:002011-03-17T04:59:39.618+00:00Angry Exile - lucky it wasn't whisky. That bur...Angry Exile - lucky it wasn't whisky. That burns.<br /><br />SadbutMadLad - thanks for that link.<br /><br />Fausty - I'm not going to shred mine. I will probably forget to add my phone number, although the thought of some poor sap phoning up expecting 'clarification' certainly appeals.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-91205378530310343032011-03-17T04:56:10.906+00:002011-03-17T04:56:10.906+00:00David D - everything here is public domain. Share ...David D - everything here is public domain. Share away!Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-20652941495192665962011-03-17T04:54:42.080+00:002011-03-17T04:54:42.080+00:00£60aweek - yes, the census forms were hand deliver...£60aweek - yes, the census forms were hand delivered here. She came back again today to hand them to those who weren't at home yesterday. <br /><br />I suspect it's so that we can't pretend it didn't arrive, and so that she can deliver the 'Obey or pay' warning.<br /><br />Oh, and tick some boxes.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-10744415158499711802011-03-17T04:52:48.335+00:002011-03-17T04:52:48.335+00:00Anon - blue blood would mean slaughtering an arist...Anon - blue blood would mean slaughtering an aristocrat. A bit too French for me.<br /><br />Black blood, well, if it's heated it can go very dark.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-39710420504128906752011-03-17T04:51:22.615+00:002011-03-17T04:51:22.615+00:00Dr. Dan - don't forget to write the runes righ...Dr. Dan - don't forget to write the runes right to left. In case someone there can read them.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-60762487107071295972011-03-17T04:50:33.442+00:002011-03-17T04:50:33.442+00:00JuliaM - if they are tapped into my consciousness,...JuliaM - if they are tapped into my consciousness, the only way to save the world is to render me unconscious through whisky. I should therefore get Ardbeg on the NHS.<br /><br />George S - no warning re smoking this time. Just some ash and a cloud of smoke into the envelope before sealing.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-45322623860063660642011-03-17T04:46:45.005+00:002011-03-17T04:46:45.005+00:00PS: UKIP offers a novel way of dealing with the ce...PS: <a href="http://faustiesblog.blogspot.com/2011/03/how-to-deal-with-census-forms-ukip.html" rel="nofollow">UKIP offers a novel way of dealing with the census</a>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-42289037619673503842011-03-17T04:45:23.592+00:002011-03-17T04:45:23.592+00:00Another Leg-Iron classic!
Excelent!Another Leg-Iron classic!<br /><br />Excelent!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-64475071534422612942011-03-17T01:43:00.529+00:002011-03-17T01:43:00.529+00:00hahahaha the census. My son (a 31 year old with a...hahahaha the census. My son (a 31 year old with a thriving business, two offices in different cities, a BMW and tight as a ____________ (insert own choice).....where was I? Oh yes, my son didn't even know what it was (he should watch 'Heir Hunters', fabulous programme). My wife told me I had to fill it in on 27th, and she was worried 'cause we are in Spain then. Bless her, clever girl who got place in private school, but no sense sometimes.<br /><br />Anyway. Went online and di it.timbonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06985165416240833253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-81962192881760509942011-03-16T22:04:49.709+00:002011-03-16T22:04:49.709+00:00Mr Theo.C.Cupier is a name I've used in the pa...Mr Theo.C.Cupier is a name I've used in the past when purchasing T.V goods or when some Borg requests a name. No one has noticed yet(sigh)<br /><br />nfcAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-40394845027867788192011-03-16T20:59:11.598+00:002011-03-16T20:59:11.598+00:00Thank you for this LI; it produced my heartiest la...Thank you for this LI; it produced my heartiest laugh of the week thus far.Matthewhttp://twitter.com/#!/Matt_Triggsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-73971190353409654802011-03-16T20:58:44.228+00:002011-03-16T20:58:44.228+00:00For those wanting some guidance in how to fill in ...For those wanting some guidance in how to fill in the census, you could do no worse than read the instructions I've written up over at AnnaRaccon.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/how-to-fill-in-the-census-form/" rel="nofollow">www.annaraccoon.com/politics/how-to-fill-in-the-census-form/</a>SadButMadLadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17836368722377421009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-30405711272203453982011-03-16T20:01:21.769+00:002011-03-16T20:01:21.769+00:00I live in France and on the day I opened a bank ac...I live in France and on the day I opened a bank account here the manager told me that the French system is based on finding something simple and then making it complex. Mostly this is true of the governments official requests. The census guy called here a couple of weeks ago and produced the form. There were only a few questions. Name, did I live here full time and how many rooms in the house. That was it done and dusted. <br /><br />The UK forms are complicated and I cant believe that 100% will be correctly completed so how reliable will the results be?Intruderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08893102635813378116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-39548646909427592942011-03-16T19:05:14.844+00:002011-03-16T19:05:14.844+00:00I truly want to believe in microbiologists working...I truly want to believe in microbiologists working in a circle of salt.<br /><br />The very thought quite brightened my day.<br /><br />RoseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-73638930750569061112011-03-16T19:00:53.932+00:002011-03-16T19:00:53.932+00:00Great post, had me laughing properly all the way t...Great post, had me laughing properly all the way through! Best line;<br /><br />"'Neither,' I said. 'It is entirely attached to the house next door.'"<br /><br />Mmmmm liver! All livers are good except apparently Polar Bear livers - too much vitamin A or something...<br /><br />Z.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-52707956419016739782011-03-16T17:09:53.241+00:002011-03-16T17:09:53.241+00:00This comment has been removed by the author.Angry Exilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02491082312193274360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-27023980209208502112011-03-16T17:09:36.373+00:002011-03-16T17:09:36.373+00:00You bugger, that made tea go down my nose.You bugger, that made tea go down my nose.Angry Exilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02491082312193274360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-68773523380346087842011-03-16T14:56:23.565+00:002011-03-16T14:56:23.565+00:00Old Underdog, you have really excelled yourself th...Old Underdog, you have really excelled yourself there. May I share you on facebook (with Mr Occupier perhaps?)<br /><br />And the spambot said "besser". Perhaps these census people really are nazis after all.David Davishttp://libertarianalliance.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-35867298668894582992011-03-16T13:54:27.515+00:002011-03-16T13:54:27.515+00:00You got a visit from an Actual Real Live Person? ...You got a visit from an Actual Real Live Person? Mine just appeared through the letter box. Of course, if I decide not to fill it in, I'm sure I will get a visit from an ARLP. I was wondering whether they really existed, or were the figment of the government's imagination.sixtypoundsaweekcleanernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-39895828446950180342011-03-16T13:09:52.731+00:002011-03-16T13:09:52.731+00:00If they do a DNA test on the horses blood, knowing...If they do a DNA test on the horses blood, knowing your luck it'll come back as belonging to "Shergar"!!Budvarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01411709142357622721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-75343556920888045392011-03-16T12:42:59.173+00:002011-03-16T12:42:59.173+00:00You need to use blue or black blood...You need to use blue or black blood...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-51074844805793499962011-03-16T11:22:40.164+00:002011-03-16T11:22:40.164+00:00Census might become irrelevant soon!Census might become irrelevant soon!Oldrightiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03192587284458430556noreply@blogger.com