tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post6550143536240072652..comments2024-02-06T07:57:54.467+00:00Comments on underdogs bite upwards: Damage and lies exposed.Leg-ironhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-89429318067144423652011-05-25T00:59:24.086+01:002011-05-25T00:59:24.086+01:0014:41
make sure you grease-up your helmet too pal...14:41<br /><br />make sure you grease-up your helmet too palsir lancelot's bedside book of love tipsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-19261993577272753642011-05-24T14:41:25.473+01:002011-05-24T14:41:25.473+01:0003:45
ok, being someone who's prone to the od...03:45<br /><br />ok, being someone who's prone to the odd 7 years blip in performance, mainly as result of (inadvertantly) breaking four 4 x 8ft mirrors in a single afternoon, i suppose, with great reluctance, i'll have to let you off the <i>one</i> day then. and to be fair, i also have to...grudgingly...admit that you did a pretty fair remarketing job on fat. what a wasted talent.<br /><br />ps:<br /><br />probably best avoid taking dawn to a premier inn - just a thought.master grumblenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-13772506545101659242011-05-24T03:48:38.517+01:002011-05-24T03:48:38.517+01:00Alara - it does indeed look that way.Alara - it does indeed look that way.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-12774734978722290022011-05-24T03:47:47.623+01:002011-05-24T03:47:47.623+01:00And a chocolate orange. She'll do anything for...And a chocolate orange. She'll do anything for a chocolate orange, I hear.<br /><br />Twice for a mint one.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-27111210606424192932011-05-24T03:45:28.297+01:002011-05-24T03:45:28.297+01:00master grumble - a) can't be Wordsworth every ...master grumble - a) can't be Wordsworth every day you know and b) I like summat t'get a hold of.<br /><br />I don't like 'model' women. I prefer real ones.<br /><br /><br /><br />Dawn French - have her washed and sent to my room. <br /><br />And have pizza sent up too. Lots of it.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-18744732948709827322011-05-24T03:42:59.853+01:002011-05-24T03:42:59.853+01:00Macheath - ack... spasms are starting... ipods not...Macheath - ack... spasms are starting... ipods not only allowed but provided by school... parents backing the idiot... I'm losing my nmind... I can feel it...<br /><br />This must be how the HAL9000 felt when Dave took its brains out.<br /><br />If it was here now, it would probably take its own out.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-5498272668200364252011-05-24T03:39:50.328+01:002011-05-24T03:39:50.328+01:00Furor - you're right, I missed that one.
Par...Furor - you're right, I missed that one. <br /><br />Participation in any adult-run things when I was 10 was not optional unless you were physically incapable of taking part.<br /><br />Even then, you'd try, because you wouldn't want to look like a failure.<br /><br />Now it seems 'failure' is a badge of honour. <br /><br />It used to be that anyone telling you you couldn't do something was a direct challenge. It would be met with 'Oh, really?'. Now it's met with 'Well I don't want to anyway, innit?'<br /><br />It took me thirty years to learn to swim, but dammit, I did it. Unfortunately the bastard who said I'd never do it was dead by then. When the sea level rises above his grave I'll swim over it.<br /><br />With a full bladder.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-8455791683692485322011-05-23T23:51:47.243+01:002011-05-23T23:51:47.243+01:00definitely not one of your better moans, leg-iron,...definitely not one of your better moans, leg-iron, old pal.master grumble (remixed)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-16285777673664478392011-05-23T23:48:54.214+01:002011-05-23T23:48:54.214+01:0021:37
when i were a lad, fatsos could run the 100...21:37<br /><br />when i were a lad, fatsos could run the 100m in 10 seconds flat and bang-out 60 squat thrusts in the space of a minute, and then <i>still</i> not break into a sweat. personally, i blame it on the conservatives - in the <i>old</i> days, they used to <i>cut</i> taxes, <i>now</i> fatty osborne's <i>piling on the pounds</i>.steve ovattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-84294607753369214502011-05-23T23:21:29.963+01:002011-05-23T23:21:29.963+01:0021:37
wey, jeff...as wor canny lord an' savio...21:37<br /><br />wey, jeff...as wor canny lord an' savioor said: when in rum, dee as the romans dee - an' when in britain, stuff yor face full iv donor kebabs an' git completely ratarsed, man.san pablo di gascogna (managed by www.whoohoo.co.uk)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-33614576371204918712011-05-23T22:56:12.332+01:002011-05-23T22:56:12.332+01:0022:36
yes, sixtyquidaweekscrubber, très amusant, ...22:36<br /><br />yes, sixtyquidaweekscrubber, <i>très amusant</i>, i'm sure...i think it's my ex having a bit of a larfff...he wasn't chubby of course...just 'big-boned'.a charitable donation in aid of comic reliefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-61017699808242946972011-05-23T22:48:05.533+01:002011-05-23T22:48:05.533+01:0022:19
we'll see about that. first he'll ...22:19<br /><br />we'll see about that. first he'll have to deal with <i>me</i> and then he'll have to deal with <i>her</i>, but i don't rate his chances, especially in the second round match when he comes up against the champ...it's with pride i can say that i got to the 25th round...but obviously...in the final reckoning...i lost on points.lennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-26765127411652342872011-05-23T22:36:28.193+01:002011-05-23T22:36:28.193+01:00Hmm, several peeps are having a fun time on here, ...Hmm, several peeps are having a fun time on here, LI.<br /><br />Steady on the old popcorn. Pour yourself another whisky.<br /><br />wv: buity<br /><br />Well, yes.sixtypoundsaweekcleanernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-4608807626338915982011-05-23T22:19:54.079+01:002011-05-23T22:19:54.079+01:0022:07
i think you're being propositioned by a...22:07<br /><br />i think you're being propositioned by a re-empowered dawn french, leg-iron, mate.bigspread repackagednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-24999143006557772552011-05-23T22:07:45.617+01:002011-05-23T22:07:45.617+01:0022:01
bugger. i fluffed my transnational debut o...22:01<br /><br />bugger. i fluffed my transnational debut on the world-wide-web. i'll try that again:<br /><br />probably a must-read for those with a specialist interest in the study of flab-to-muscle ratios, but not really one of your most absorbing articles. out of curiosity, do you prefer the larger lady?master grumblenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-19689555984719278782011-05-23T22:01:53.053+01:002011-05-23T22:01:53.053+01:00probably a must-read for those with a specialist i...probably a must-read for those with a specialist interest in the study of -to-muscle ratios, but not realflably one of your most absorbing articles. out of curiosity, do you prefer the larger lady?master grumblenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-11905631358507365982011-05-23T21:54:44.051+01:002011-05-23T21:54:44.051+01:0014:20
hi macheath, leg-iron's obviously gone ...14:20<br /><br />hi macheath, leg-iron's obviously gone into apoplectic shock and, as i write, is probably being slapped around by a butch swedish nurse in the local nhs accident and emergency.<br /><br />but to answer your question...<br /><br />ipod-indulgence under national examination conditions?<br /><br />special dispensation? i'd have taken it out into the school-yard and given it 30 minutes dedicated massage with the motorized cricket roller - <i>then</i> it would have been exam-friendly.vlad the invigilator (flat earth society)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-89129136154067379752011-05-23T21:51:26.667+01:002011-05-23T21:51:26.667+01:00After posting my whinge, I went over to Orphans of...After posting my whinge, I went over to Orphans of Liberty. Excellent piece.Jeff Woodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-20390763391391436532011-05-23T21:37:19.570+01:002011-05-23T21:37:19.570+01:00The good FT is quite correct. However the Righteou...The good FT is quite correct. However the Righteous, and the bloody lawyers, and the bloody parents, have conspired to make it impossible.<br /><br />I think of the last century or two of the Roman empire, and despair.<br /><br />Actually I now live in what was the heart of the Roman Empire, and the youngsters here are pretty fit, articulate, and well behaved. Considering that many will go on to climb reverse cliffs, sweep downhill in mass high-speed cycle races (think lemmings with steel thighs), play football and rugby - even our little village has a floodlit pitch - and drive like furies on Italian roads (the stories are all true) I despair of BritBrats.<br /><br />Oh yeah, recall that in Britain, before a practice the teams have to check the pitch for glass and rubbish. Here they have to chase off the odd wild boar, and since the last ten days or so look a bit harder in case there are biting and venomous snakes in the grass.<br /><br />Leggy, your find is a good one. For years I have been hearing about obese children, but never seen more than when I were a lad. You are right: they are not fatter, but they are flabbier. The stories were lies, but some have profited by them, all at the Taxpayer's expense.Jeff Woodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-5077415001463905052011-05-23T14:20:54.040+01:002011-05-23T14:20:54.040+01:00'They will do what they are fucking ORDERED to...<i>'They will do what they are fucking ORDERED to do...</i>'<br /><br />If only, FT, if only! These days it would doubtless be infringing their Yooman Rights to make them climb up a nasty wall.<br /><br /><i>A propos</i> of which, Leg-iron, what do you make of <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389910/Schoolgirl-wins-right-use-iPod-exams-concentrate-unless-shes-listening-music.html" rel="nofollow">this</a>?Macheathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04451439759398780345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-42481715294601719182011-05-23T10:28:34.358+01:002011-05-23T10:28:34.358+01:00My six year old grandson grows on trees. Nobody ha...My six year old grandson grows on trees. Nobody has ever told him not to.George Spellerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06566990991084867385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-78452778316089290742011-05-23T09:23:10.318+01:002011-05-23T09:23:10.318+01:00XX A further one in 10 refused to try this exercis...XX A further one in 10 refused to try this exercise, saying they had never tried it before.<br /><br />Ten years old and they've never tried to climb anything? XX<br /><br />More to the point, what is this shite about "refused"?<br /><br />They will do what they are fucking ORDERED to do, the fucking cheeky wee bastards!<br /><br />Good caning is what they need to remind them of that.Furor Teutonicushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13856575077967523322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-31755863963086013942011-05-23T08:43:13.445+01:002011-05-23T08:43:13.445+01:00EloiEloiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-60714655671272717402011-05-23T05:49:08.673+01:002011-05-23T05:49:08.673+01:00"By 2018 they'll barely be able to lift t...<i>"By 2018 they'll barely be able to lift their cellphones."</i><br /><br />Worry ye not; that's <a href="http://inhabitat.com/kyocera-unveils-kinetic-flexible-oled-cell-phone/" rel="nofollow">being worked on</a> right now.JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.com