tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post479538599490729925..comments2024-02-06T07:57:54.467+00:00Comments on underdogs bite upwards: The University of Fantasia.Leg-ironhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-31633279997636718182011-06-21T08:59:10.872+01:002011-06-21T08:59:10.872+01:00This article gives the light in which we can obser...This article gives the light in which we can observe the reality. this is very nice one and gives wonderful information. thanks for this nice articleweb domain registrationhttp://www.register-web-domain.innoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-23103267521222567482011-06-18T03:54:46.847+01:002011-06-18T03:54:46.847+01:00moreover, and you may be shocked by the suggested ...moreover, and you may be shocked by the suggested impudence thereof, but many commentators and writers have been observed to moot the following question: is it not within the reservoirs of christian kindness to <i>divert</i> the billion-upon-billion dollars of slush-funds ear-marked for invasive and manipulative 'vaccination' programs, and, instead (of irrigating the bulging bank-balances of the clubhouse multi-national pharmaceutical corporations), simply employ the resources to construct pandemic-preventatitve public water-and-sewage systems? well, <i>no</i>, obviously this is <i>not</i> a <i>viable</i> option: civil engineering projects are labour-intensive and would provide jobs to millions of indigenous africans - yet, as we are fully aware, with the exception of <i>one</i> particular character with a first-rate line in world-beating waffle who was force-fed fortune-cookies by his wife and family-friends, the united states government does not place the employment of <i>black</i> people very high up its agenda, and its not-very-affirmative-action certainly doesn't extend to the distant shores of africa - this historic situation being explained mainly by the fact that africans and african-americans have, over the years, already been the beneficiaries of trillions of tax-payers dollars <i>via</i> their exposure to the afore-mentioned <i>accelerated super-humanization</i> scheme run by the military (would that we were all lucky enough to be selected for such special treatment). alternatively, according to our loony liberal <i>literati</i>, protectionist inter-continental trade-barriers could be dismantled - thus allowing the growth of african commerce, prosperity and the self-generated economic independence which would empower local communities, who best understand their own problems, with the choice of setting their own health-spending priorities...but again, <i>no</i>, don't be silly...whatever next? we <i>can't</i> have <i>africans</i> making decisions <i>for themselves</i>, can we? ordinary folk aren't allowed such liberties in the west, so frankly, to grant <i>africans</i> this privilege would create a grossly uneven playing-field...and, in any event, the racial ecology of our globe is now suffering from such serious imbalance (due to the excessive quantities of previously accumulated positive discriminaton) that it is clearly imperative to level the odds by vaccinating africans against their own good health, just as we do unto ourselves. let us, therefore, concentrate on using innocent brown infants as political pin-cushions - it <i>is</i>, after all's said and done, the <i>traditional</i> way.dr christopher pock (continued)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-65772086921795467482011-06-18T03:53:46.400+01:002011-06-18T03:53:46.400+01:0014:28
i suppose the world can't be perfect, c...14:28<br /><br /><i>i suppose the world can't be perfect, can it now...?</i><br /><br />mmm...a most interesting clinical analysis...but on the contrary, my dear professor quackso, a positively humanitarian side-effect associated with our esteemed western governments' historic policy of prescribing the subjection, to permanent war, famine, poverty, disease, and exploitation, of continents such as africa, is the general tendency for those individuals who survive into adulthood to be, by necessity, definition, default, and by completely unintelligent accidental design, a bonny bouncing bunch of pretty resilient tough-nuts...and there is in fact now presenting itself strong evidence to suggest that the continuing neo-conservative, or (if you will) neo-colonialist, brand of imperialism, impudently imposed by the current united states administration, has, albeit inadvertently, led to the creation of a nascent super-race of superenhanced supersmart supernifty supaniggaz...such as, for example, crafty qadaffi, who appears to have developed a natural biological resistance to every form of ordnance, ammunition and projectile known to the <i>pentagon</i> - although tragically, of course, the majority of the hard-nosed leader's libyan countrymen have alas <i>not</i> been likewise smiled-upon by lady fortune, and are still perishing in their thousands under <i>nato's</i> homeopathic bombardment...and all because the president of the united states and his chums can't afford the crotchety old colonel's oil-price, and want to knock down him down a bit...but fear not, if we give the intervention more time and more depleted uranium weaponry, i am convinced that the remaining libyan citizens will also progress to evolve the advanced genetic superstructure required to survive utter obliteration by ariel assault.<br /><br />however, i grant you, to the uneducated casual or lay observer, it may seem very much as if the western allies are attempting to vaccinate mother africa with a combination-strike of cruise missiles in order to <i>contaminate and degrade</i> her immune system, and are ultimately aiming to irreparably <i>reduce</i> her environmental defence capabilities - whilst, over here, on the other hand, one might very easily gain the <i>false</i> impression that our presidents and prime ministers are simultaneously propagandizing with co-ordinated counterweight promises of internal and foreign public health-care, duplicitously devized to buy-off the the populations of western nations, and consequently weaken them, both morally, financially and physically. indeed, there are even those sceptics who regard the welfare-state as an innocuous yet insidiously corrupting influence, which we receive in the manner of blood-money - on the condition that we turn a blindly-ignorant-eye to our political hegemony's nasty greedy little wars of obscene opportunism...but fortunately, such views are only known to emanate from the mental institutions in which our notional health service thoughtfully houses the severely deranged.<br /><br />(continued)dr christopher pocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-37048186250941594942011-06-17T00:27:35.679+01:002011-06-17T00:27:35.679+01:0014:28
mmm...a most interesting clinical analysis,...14:28<br /><br />mmm...a most interesting clinical analysis, professor quackso...indeed, a problematic side-effect associated with our esteemed western governments' historic policy of prescribing the subjection, to permanent war, famine, poverty, disease, and exploitation, of continents such as africa, is the general tendency for those individuals who survive into adulthood to be, by necessity, definition, default, and completely accidental design, a bonny bouncing bunch of pretty resilient tough-nuts...and there is in fact now presenting itself strong evidence to suggest that the continuing neo-conservative, or (if you will) neo-colonialist, brand of imperialism, impudently imposed by the current united states administration, has inadvertently led to the creation of a nascent race of supaniggaz...such as, for example, crafty qadaffi, who appears to have developed a natural biological resistance to every form of ordnance, ammunition and projectile known to the <i>pentagon</i> - although tragically, of course, the majority of the hard-nosed leader's libyan countrymen have alas <i>not</i> been thus smiled-upon by lady fortune, and are still perishing in their thousands...and all because the president of the united states and his chums can't afford the crotchety old colonel's oil-price, and want to knock down him down a bit. indeed, to the casual observer, it seems very much as if the western allies are attempting to vaccinate mother africa with a combination-strike of cruise missiles in order to mess-up her immune system and irreparably reduce her defensive capabilities - whilst over here, simultaneous counterweight promises of public health-care, internal and foreign, have been duplicitously devized to buy-off the populations of western nations, and to weaken them both morally, financially and physically. the innocuous yet insidiously corrupting welfare-state is ours for the taking - all we have to do (to keep <i>our</i> side of the bargain) is turn a blindly-ignorant-eye to our political hegemony's nasty greedy little wars of obscene opportunism. blood-money? you bet it is.<br /><br />as many commentators and writers have already mooted: is it not within the reservoirs of christian kindness to <i>divert</i> the billion-upon-billion dollars of slush-funds ear-marked for invasive and manipulative 'vaccination' programs, and, instead (of irrigating the bulging bank-balances of the clubhouse multi-national pharmaceutical corporations), employ the resources to construct pandemic-preventatitve public water-and-sewage systems? well <i>no</i>, obviously this is <i>not</i> an option: civil engineering projects are labour-intensive and would provide jobs to millions of indigenous africans - however, as we are fully aware, with the exception of <i>one</i> particular character with a first-rate line in world-beating waffle who was force-fed fortune-cookies by his wife and family-friends, the united states government does not place the employment of <i>black</i> people very high up its agenda, and its not-very-affirmative-action certainly doesn't extend to the distant shores of africa. alternatively, protectionist inter-continental trade-barriers could be dismantled - thus allowing the growth of african commerce, prosperity and the self-generated economic independence which would empower local communities with the choice of setting their own health-spending priorities...but <i>no</i>, don't be silly...we can't have <i>africans</i> making decisions <i>for themselves</i>, can we? whatever next? let's just concentrate on using infants as pin-cushions - it's the <i>traditional</i> way.dr chris pocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-19402247877519015742011-06-16T22:48:24.389+01:002011-06-16T22:48:24.389+01:00fob-watch, 02:21
what a demeaning, degrading, ste...fob-watch, 02:21<br /><br />what a demeaning, degrading, sterotypical portrayal of my caribbean sistaz. please, please...from my personal experience, i can assure you that, by-and-large, the modern generations of caribbean women usually restrict themselves to no more than two picknies, and the traditional larger families born to the older generations were strictly conceived within the framework of stable matrimony. this comment was clearly written from a prejudicial african perspective - and most probably by some misguided person who is labouring under the ignorant influence of the jocelyn esien doctrine of radical femino-afro-centricism, or some such similar school of anti-social thought. i am appalled and aghast. let there be an end to this profligant perversity.<br /><br />ps:<br /><br />does anyone have matron's phone-number? (i think i could be in there)sir trev phrillips (sleepwalking into euro-centricism)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-66051628177767545322011-06-14T19:45:28.021+01:002011-06-14T19:45:28.021+01:00The idea for nicotine patches came from two scient...The idea for nicotine patches came from two scientists studying green tobacco sickness.<br /><br />Testing on themselves, those haunting words -<br /><br />"Our heart rates increased, adrenaline began pumping, all the things that happen to smokers." <br /><br /><br />Green Tobacco Sickness in Tobacco Harvesters<br /><br />"Green tobacco sickness (GTS) is an illness resulting from dermal exposure to dissolved nicotine from wet tobacco leaves; it is characterized by nausea, vomiting, weakness, and dizziness and sometimes fluctuations in blood pressure or heart rate" <br />http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/00020119.htm<br /><br />Scientists though they were, I don't think they can have been too familiar with the concept of transformation by fire.<br /><br /><br />RoseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-66107132520966626592011-06-14T18:39:02.870+01:002011-06-14T18:39:02.870+01:00The other possibility is they might feed them cyti...The other possibility is they might feed them cytisine, Tabex,on which Chantix is supposed to be partly based.<br /><br /><br />Quitting smoking makes you fat, and now scientists know why <br /> <br />"The smoking cessation drug cytisine, which is sold in Eastern Europe, also triggered this brain effect on eating in this study. Developing specific drugs to do the same thing could prove to be tricky, though. The same receptors that react this way to nicotine help control the way the body deals with stress." <br />http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20070485-10391704.html<br /><br />No cytisine isn't a "smoking cessation drug", its the poison in the Laburnum tree.<br /><br /><br />RoseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-35961733396152830632011-06-14T14:28:20.486+01:002011-06-14T14:28:20.486+01:0005:21, 13:21
well, matron, you are clearly commit...05:21, 13:21<br /><br />well, matron, you are clearly committed to delivering the highest possible standards of care, no matter what the track-record of the individual patient concerned...and to be honest, here at vial concoction hq we're not particularly bothered <i>where</i> you stick the meds, or exactly who receives them, just as long as you continue to buy the multi-billion dollar batches from our brewery...although, to be fair, i did consider <i>a bit excessive</i> david cameron's proposal to blow <i>all</i> the campaign funds on vaccinating <i>one</i> poor african child, indeed, some might even construe this as cruel - i can only assume that the patient in question must have been a very naughty boy...did he refuse to play ball with mr cameron and his friends, perhaps? anyhow, now that the needle is in the other hand, would you ask the prime minister to consider purchasing prosthetic limbs for all those little children mutilated by the side-effects of western-warfare in iraq, afghanistan, palestine, libya, ivory coast etc etc...? oh forget it, our company doesn't manufacture that type of product, does it? hmmm...of course, if the vaccination programme <i>had</i> gone ahead as scheduled in africa and other parts of the third world, there would have been unlimited opportunity for all those unsterilized hypodermics to have been illegally recycled and re-used unofficially, thus facilitating the spread of awful diseases such as <i>aids</i>, <i>hepatitis</i>, <i>tuberculosis</i> and so forth...leading to an unspeakably dire situation which pharmaceutical conglomerates like ourselves could subsequently have exploited to the full by selling the future afflicted of africa further generations of drugs of dubious effectiveness...but oh well, i suppose the world can't be perfect, can it now...?quackso jabberwockynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-23554752014894714742011-06-14T14:17:18.434+01:002011-06-14T14:17:18.434+01:00http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/health1/smokin...http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/health1/smoking-will-not-make-you-slim_100353428.html <br /><br /><br />Actually, nicotine, most notably delivered as an inhalent and taken in combination with caffine (coffee), is an effective appetite supressant. The sad bit is that people don't just eat when they are hungry. They also eat when they are not hungry.<br /><br />Therefore, the practice should be combined with strict policies of only eating when actually hungry. Amazing, that ;)Slamlanderhttp://Slamlander.Caselle-VPN.Netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-54132032809368029622011-06-14T13:21:31.561+01:002011-06-14T13:21:31.561+01:0005:21
as a gesture of goodwill, mr cameron's ...05:21<br /><br />as a gesture of goodwill, mr cameron's care-services will, naturally, all be provided free at the point of delivery.nurse twatitch (charitable outreach to those in need)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-55390261947298802642011-06-14T09:46:04.755+01:002011-06-14T09:46:04.755+01:00LI
I can't quite believe that they have just ...LI<br /><br />I can't quite believe that they have just thrown away decades of effort to change what they perceived to be a popular opinion, just to expand the nicotine market.<br /><br />Only last year -<br /><br />Smoking will not make you slim - 2010 <br />"London, April 25 (IANS) Millions of Britons who smoke to stay slim are risking their health for nothing because smokers tend to be fatter, say scientists. <br />The popular notion that cigarettes stop you eating has been debunked, with experts saying that people who have never smoked tend to be thinner, reports express.co.uk. <br /> <br />The study is likely to shock many die-hard smokers, especially girls who were influenced by images of waif-like models such as Kate Moss drawing on a cigarette. These images had helped to perpetuate the notion that smoking keeps you trim." <br />http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/health1/smoking-will-not-make-you-slim_100353428.html <br /> <br /><br />RoseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-26483437159091804342011-06-14T05:21:19.386+01:002011-06-14T05:21:19.386+01:0002:21
ahaha...not so fast fob-watch...my demise w...02:21<br /><br />ahaha...not so fast fob-watch...my demise was in truth the centrepiece of a carefully connived and cunning campaign of disinformation designed to confuse mr cameron and cause him to drop his guard...thus allowing the conspiracy hatched by cloaked members of 'the consultancy' to take effect and to take power.<br /><br />for yes, it is <i>i</i>, nurse twatitch...and i bring you great news of a community co-ordinated counter-cut operation, which was mounted by myself and some crack para-medical colleagues in order to remove the current bum of a prime minister and usher in a <i>matron state</i>. you guessed it folks, there's been a coup by the <i>nhs</i> and david cameron is now under permanent bed-arrest in a secure military infirmary, in a secret location in london. he has received an interrogatory grade-a blanket-wash, from yours truly, which has had the desired effect of rendering him completely speechless and compliant. i will now proceed to administer him a vaccination every two seconds for the next five years - and see how <i>he</i> likes it. the revolution will not be televized, but if that's what the public wants, then who're we to refuse them. good night.nurse twatitchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-53645209533208476412011-06-14T03:11:08.202+01:002011-06-14T03:11:08.202+01:00Rose - the patches and gum didn't work on smok...Rose - the patches and gum didn't work on smokers, so now they're trying to sell them to the overweight?<br /><br />They'll be just as effective, no doubt.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-33232256769858792742011-06-14T03:09:52.307+01:002011-06-14T03:09:52.307+01:00JuliaM - it'll get worse yet. These people can...JuliaM - it'll get worse yet. These people cannot conceive that they might not be perfect and they cannot imagine that they could be wrong.<br /><br />They don't back down and they don't compromise. Ever. It'll have to be messy, there is no other way.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-84706748419873194672011-06-14T03:08:13.041+01:002011-06-14T03:08:13.041+01:00Kitler - She is not alone. Obo found another one.
...Kitler - She is not alone. <a href="http://obotheclown.blogspot.com/2011/06/words-fail-me.html" rel="nofollow">Obo found another one</a>.<br /><br />In Socialist Utopia,taxes pay for everything. Everyone can choose whether to work hard and give most of their earnings to the State or to not work and let the State pay for everything.<br /><br />What they can't grasp is that within a week, there'll be nobody to tax.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-22105585241072560132011-06-14T02:21:42.557+01:002011-06-14T02:21:42.557+01:0018:38
all joking aside, i'm afraid that matro...18:38<br /><br />all joking aside, i'm afraid that matron will <i>not</i> be joining us tonight - in fact, it is my sad duty to inform you that, as a direct consequence of prime minister david cameron's national health service reforms, matron lost her job, and was found, earlier today, slumped and lifeless in her office, having tragically overdosed on marks and spencer's blackberry and apple pies. matron leaves twelve young children, the healthy offspring of twelve different fathers from twelve different european countries. matron's passing means not only that twelve children have lost a mother and redoubtable <i>rôle</i>-model, but will also, as a knock-on effect, make single parents of twelve (unemployed) men - thereby ensuring that matron's loss will, in addition, constitute a grievous loss to the <i>tax-payer</i>, both professionally and financially. although originally from the caribbean, you may be surprised to learn that matron was an avid supporter of the european union, and, as such, will be sorely missed by her many friends, dancing and drinking partners at the local <i>eu</i> sports and social club - to the <i>ambience</i> and conviviality of which she always contributed greatly. rip.matron's redundant fob-watch (in mourning)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-14186447358572672552011-06-14T01:05:04.059+01:002011-06-14T01:05:04.059+01:00The joys of having kids in the 60s, never occured ...The joys of having kids in the 60s, never occured to us to stop smoking, even had an ashtray at my bed in hospital. Must have smoked about 100 while in labour. We did not drink a lot in those days, too expensive, but when we went out or went to parties I carried on as normal. Had two perfectly healthy kids, one of whom made it to Oxford, neither of them ever smoked - their choice. We were surrounded by smoke in those days, everywhere to say nothing of the air pollution from smog and heavy industry. No Dr. has ever been able to answer my question of why we are the longest lived generation despite all that. In the course of my work I have come across Foetal Alcohol Syndrome but only to women who were addicted to alcohol, not normal drinkers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-68389670668563340852011-06-13T23:21:31.607+01:002011-06-13T23:21:31.607+01:00But 4 per cent said they did not change their drin...<i>But 4 per cent said they did not change their drinking habits</i>.<br />You hit the nail on the head here! My daughter is teetotal (not from conviction, but because she simply doesn't like alcohol), she didn't change her drinking habits whilst pregnant. It's not hard to believe that 4% of the female population never drink alcohol so why should they change their habits?<br />"Lies, dammed lies and Statistics"!English Pensionerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15271488641341955140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-78807209691694481062011-06-13T21:52:07.000+01:002011-06-13T21:52:07.000+01:00I don't remember ever seeing a pregnant woman ...<i>I don't remember ever seeing a pregnant woman face down in the gutter, rocking gently like a horizontal Weeble.</i><br /><br />That's it, I haven't got any further. Got to go and mop up. Back in a jiffy.Woman on a Rafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08897415591130901416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-23615248713350055712011-06-13T21:20:37.231+01:002011-06-13T21:20:37.231+01:00@ Kitler "I'm sure Ayn Rand wrote charact...@ Kitler "I'm sure Ayn Rand wrote characters with a similar midset"<br /><br />Yep, Hank Rearden's brother if memory servesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-2261074674936481802011-06-13T21:13:41.591+01:002011-06-13T21:13:41.591+01:00In case you missed it - this item has been amusing...In case you missed it - this item has been amusing me on a variety of levels.<br /><br /><br />Nicotine treatment ‘could control obesity’ <br /> <br />"Amanda Sandford, research manager for ASH, Action on Smoking and Health, said it was already known that pure nicotine could be safely used to wean smokers off their tobacco habit. <br /><br />“If nicotine could also be used to tackle obesity then it could be a valuable tool in tackling two of the most critical public health problems that we face today,” she said." <br />http://guardian.co.tt/lifestyle/2011/06/11/nicotine-treatment-could-control-obesity <br /><br /><br />RoseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-90912894848468484452011-06-13T20:10:00.554+01:002011-06-13T20:10:00.554+01:00They've got to justify their high salaries som...They've got to justify their high salaries somehow...sixtypoundsaweekcleanernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-73499932660471039852011-06-13T18:38:53.231+01:002011-06-13T18:38:53.231+01:00Ooh, Leggy! You know, don't you, that you'...Ooh, Leggy! You know, don't you, that you're inviting comments here from Righteous midwives asking you questions like: "Have you ever seen a child with Infant Alcohol Syndrome, Mr Iron? It's heartbreaking - and this is <i>just</i> the kind of article which encourages that sort of thing. You're a disgrace!"<br /><br />Matrons in high dudgeon (ooh, no, Matron!) are dangerous animals, Leggy! Better watch out!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-69722456325511412142011-06-13T11:54:09.175+01:002011-06-13T11:54:09.175+01:00Sadly, gripe water does not have any alcohol in it...Sadly, gripe water does not have any alcohol in it these days! Now I know why I used to enjoy swigging my brother's gripe water when he was a baby over 40 years ago. Grand stuff it was too.Dr Evilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00176521760477086914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-77900586585708172242011-06-13T11:14:56.864+01:002011-06-13T11:14:56.864+01:00"Unfortunately, it looks like they are going ...<i>"Unfortunately, it looks like they are going to take scientific credibility, all of it, down with them."</i><br /><br />That's the part that concerns me most. We're descending rapidly into an endarkenment.<br /><br />I <a href="http://i-squared.blogspot.com/2011/06/about-that-global-warming.html" rel="nofollow">posted the other day</a> that we now have over 50 years of data on water vapour levels in the atmosphere. There is no significant upward trend, therefore no positive water vapour feedback and therefore no climate catastrophe. Period. <br /><br />Yet the belief that there is still has legs. <br /><br />How is this possible?Katabasishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02059375486530788092noreply@blogger.com