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Tuesday, 5 October 2010

Speaka da English? No, mate.




It cracked me up,years ago. Nice to see it's not forgotten.

7 comments:

  1. A work colleague recently lent me a DVD of the two series of Big Train - one particular sketch that really cracked me up was the one about Jesus and the Devil working together in the office ;-)

    Also the one about "no wanking in the office"...

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  2. I remember this too, still like it.

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  3. Funnily enough, I was looking at some old sketches from Big Train the other day, which I'd posted a while back, and the links still work:

    http://englandsfreedome.blogspot.com/2008/12/ante-space.html

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  4. This one's good too:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPB_EQly1jI&feature=related

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  5. Here is the Yorkshire version:-

    Car with blue headlights; lights under the chassis and a sound system which presumably shattered the chav's neuron pathways some time after passing his test, pulls alongside.

    Chav: Oi mate, duh yer know where Somerset Road is?

    Pedestrian: Is that the road to Somerset?

    Chav: Dunno pal, in Almondbury innit?

    Pedestrian: Have you got a map?

    At this point, chav looks confused and confers with Waynetta.

    Chav: No.

    Pedestrian: Oh I can't help you then.

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  6. Trooper -thanks. I'll look out for the DVD Curmudgeon mentioned too.

    MTG - I don't think anyone can beat Homer Simpson's casual line -

    'A man asked me for directions today and I took the time to help him out, even though I didn't know the way.'

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