A work colleague recently lent me a DVD of the two series of Big Train - one particular sketch that really cracked me up was the one about Jesus and the Devil working together in the office ;-)
Car with blue headlights; lights under the chassis and a sound system which presumably shattered the chav's neuron pathways some time after passing his test, pulls alongside.
Chav: Oi mate, duh yer know where Somerset Road is?
Pedestrian: Is that the road to Somerset?
Chav: Dunno pal, in Almondbury innit?
Pedestrian: Have you got a map?
At this point, chav looks confused and confers with Waynetta.
This blog has moved to the new place, see link at the top of the main page. Comments are still allowed but moderation is on so I don't have to keep coming back to kill spambots and trolls.
A work colleague recently lent me a DVD of the two series of Big Train - one particular sketch that really cracked me up was the one about Jesus and the Devil working together in the office ;-)
ReplyDeleteAlso the one about "no wanking in the office"...
I remember this too, still like it.
ReplyDeleteFunnily enough, I was looking at some old sketches from Big Train the other day, which I'd posted a while back, and the links still work:
ReplyDeletehttp://englandsfreedome.blogspot.com/2008/12/ante-space.html
This one's good too:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPB_EQly1jI&feature=related
Here is the Yorkshire version:-
ReplyDeleteCar with blue headlights; lights under the chassis and a sound system which presumably shattered the chav's neuron pathways some time after passing his test, pulls alongside.
Chav: Oi mate, duh yer know where Somerset Road is?
Pedestrian: Is that the road to Somerset?
Chav: Dunno pal, in Almondbury innit?
Pedestrian: Have you got a map?
At this point, chav looks confused and confers with Waynetta.
Chav: No.
Pedestrian: Oh I can't help you then.
Trooper -thanks. I'll look out for the DVD Curmudgeon mentioned too.
ReplyDeleteMTG - I don't think anyone can beat Homer Simpson's casual line -
'A man asked me for directions today and I took the time to help him out, even though I didn't know the way.'
"Que?"
ReplyDelete