So fared another clerk with astronomy; He walked into the fields for to pry Into the stars, to learn what should befall, Until into a cess-pit he did fall; He saw not that.
Perhaps we should henna tattoo who we voted for on our foreheads.
For the next few weeks we could ask the mongs why they kept Blears / Bercow / Balls / Bradshaw in power - before locking them up (there are tempting alternatives, but I'd prefer to live in a democracy)
Anybody voting for Gorgon Brownstain would be permanently tattooed before pioneering the newly opened planet Mercury exploration base - seeing as they like living in hell.
This blog has moved to the new place, see link at the top of the main page. Comments are still allowed but moderation is on so I don't have to keep coming back to kill spambots and trolls.
Not just Limp Biscuit. Here are some other highlights....
ReplyDeleteCharles Clarke - Defeated, Norwich S.
Jackboot Jacqui - Defeated, Redditch.
Gillian Merron - Defeated, Lincoln.
Ed Balls - Holds seat (but only just)
So fared another clerk with astronomy;
ReplyDeleteHe walked into the fields for to pry
Into the stars, to learn what should befall,
Until into a cess-pit he did fall;
He saw not that.
-- Geoffrey Chaucer, The Miller's Tale
You're a cheeky boy leggy ! I'll be back.
ReplyDeleteI have discovered your true identity - you are E.J.Thribb aged 3 and 1/2
ReplyDeleteDon't knock old Lemsip!
ReplyDeleteThe fact that a bloke looking like that could find himself hanging out of the back of a Cheeky Girl gives hope to us all.
Lembit got some stick on HIGNFY tonight, but took it well, and fired a few salvos back. He even produced a harmonica and played a few bars....
ReplyDeletePerhaps we should henna tattoo who we voted for on our foreheads.
ReplyDeleteFor the next few weeks we could ask the mongs why they kept Blears / Bercow / Balls / Bradshaw in power - before locking them up (there are tempting alternatives, but I'd prefer to live in a democracy)
Anybody voting for Gorgon Brownstain would be permanently tattooed before pioneering the newly opened planet Mercury exploration base - seeing as they like living in hell.
If that was the real Lembit (which I doubt) - dammit man, get some proper glasses.
ReplyDeleteYou look as if you're peering at the world through a letterbox.
Gillian Meron has gone? Fantastic!
ReplyDeleteAnyone have an email for her? I want to send her a simple four word email:
"Can't smoke, won't vote."