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Friday, 7 May 2010

Lemonbit Opaque.

So

Farewell then,
Lembit Opik.

You had
the silliest name
In parliament

And the
Silliest specs too

But now you have
The silliest name
Somewhere else.

We don't much care where.
at

9 comments:

  1. John Pickworth7 May 2010 at 05:02

    Not just Limp Biscuit. Here are some other highlights....

    Charles Clarke - Defeated, Norwich S.

    Jackboot Jacqui - Defeated, Redditch.

    Gillian Merron - Defeated, Lincoln.

    Ed Balls - Holds seat (but only just)

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  2. Clive7 May 2010 at 06:31

    So fared another clerk with astronomy;
    He walked into the fields for to pry
    Into the stars, to learn what should befall,
    Until into a cess-pit he did fall;
    He saw not that.

    -- Geoffrey Chaucer, The Miller's Tale

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  3. Lembit7 May 2010 at 09:51

    You're a cheeky boy leggy ! I'll be back.

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  4. Dioclese7 May 2010 at 10:20

    I have discovered your true identity - you are E.J.Thribb aged 3 and 1/2

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  5. Anonymous7 May 2010 at 16:02

    Don't knock old Lemsip!

    The fact that a bloke looking like that could find himself hanging out of the back of a Cheeky Girl gives hope to us all.

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  6. microdave7 May 2010 at 22:44

    Lembit got some stick on HIGNFY tonight, but took it well, and fired a few salvos back. He even produced a harmonica and played a few bars....

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  7. gendeau7 May 2010 at 22:46

    Perhaps we should henna tattoo who we voted for on our foreheads.

    For the next few weeks we could ask the mongs why they kept Blears / Bercow / Balls / Bradshaw in power - before locking them up (there are tempting alternatives, but I'd prefer to live in a democracy)

    Anybody voting for Gorgon Brownstain would be permanently tattooed before pioneering the newly opened planet Mercury exploration base - seeing as they like living in hell.

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  8. Leg-iron8 May 2010 at 01:51

    If that was the real Lembit (which I doubt) - dammit man, get some proper glasses.

    You look as if you're peering at the world through a letterbox.

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  9. Mr A8 May 2010 at 09:53

    Gillian Meron has gone? Fantastic!

    Anyone have an email for her? I want to send her a simple four word email:

    "Can't smoke, won't vote."

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