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Saturday, 8 May 2010

Ding dong, the witch is dead.

So

Farewell then
Jacq the Ripper.

Your sister will need
A new lodger

And your husband will need
new balls, I bet.

Perhaps also
A less stained TV.
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9 comments:

  1. The Boggart8 May 2010 at 01:58

    Hey Leg Iron Check this out BALLOT MACHINE sALE I gave G.O.T and dark lochnagar the heads up on the offer check it out if only for a chuckle

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  2. Amusing Bunni8 May 2010 at 04:40

    I'm glad that thieving witch is gone too!
    The video's going around of her practically crying are great! Have a nice weekend, all. Maybe Monday gordoom will wise up and leave!

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  3. Anonymous8 May 2010 at 05:14

    Oh I don't know whether Sis will need a new lodger - exactly how much of our money did the Bruiser hand over to her ? I mean having a lodger who pays for the mortgage and then some - I should think Sis is quite well set - as of course will the bruiser be once she remembers to check through her "useful contacts" book - surprising how much some companies will pay to have the names of former cabinet ministers on the company stationery, even failed ones ..

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  4. JuliaM8 May 2010 at 07:16

    "The video's going around of her practically crying are great!"

    Not as great as those of her actually crying would have been...

    And oh, if only someone had captured Vera Baird's reaction to her loss!

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  5. Man with Many Chins8 May 2010 at 09:20

    It was pure joy to watch.....the camera man thoughtfully zoomed right in on her ugly mush as well. Epic

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  6. Gareth8 May 2010 at 16:13

    As a former home secretary I wonder if she'll get police protection for life and funding for making her homes more secure.

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  7. Chief_Sceptic8 May 2010 at 16:21

    One of the most enjoyable "NuLabhor" moments ! ...

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  8. Anonymous8 May 2010 at 17:45

    So when does your anthology of Election Haikus come out? I'll pre-order, honest ;o)

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  9. Leg-iron9 May 2010 at 00:35

    Election haikus? One for each constituency would be enough for a book.

    It would take some time though and before it was finished, there'd probably be another election.

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