tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post8209385423122962509..comments2024-02-06T07:57:54.467+00:00Comments on underdogs bite upwards: I feel liike drinking tonight, like drinking tonight.Leg-ironhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-20402533607489183252011-06-29T23:45:01.167+01:002011-06-29T23:45:01.167+01:00FB - maybe the mozzies don't like whisky eithe...FB - maybe the mozzies don't like whisky either, or maybe you weren't smoking hard enough.<br /><br />Perhaps you were unlucky and happened across a batch of druggie mozzies who like getting high. You can tell them by their tiny Burberry baseball caps.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-6890814133109779882011-06-28T20:24:14.101+01:002011-06-28T20:24:14.101+01:00Many, many congratulations. to get published at a...Many, many congratulations. to get published at all when you aren't some mindless "celeb" pushing trash or the latest flavour of the month is very difficult indeed so well done.<br /><br />I don't imagine you need my advice on Scotch but I enjoy a small Laphroaig from time to time.<br /><br />Might I enquire as to where I might buy this book?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-51168678639993766432011-06-28T19:12:15.653+01:002011-06-28T19:12:15.653+01:00Have you seen the report from the
International Sc...Have you seen the report from the<br />International Scientific Forum on Alcohol Research, based at Boston University's Medical Center, which suggests that there is a strong case for us oldies drinking more rather than less and rubbishes the recent report from the Royal College of Psychiatrists?<br />Well worth reading - see my blog at http://english-pensioner.blogspot.com/2011/06/its-ok-for-pensioners-to-carry-on.htmlEnglish Pensionerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15271488641341955140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-15300336123063872692011-06-28T14:53:41.966+01:002011-06-28T14:53:41.966+01:00Did y'all even notice that the mentioned unmen...Did y'all even notice that the mentioned unmentionable article is trying to build a case for a beer ban?<br /><br />Go back and read it again.Slamlanderhttp://Slamlander.Caselle-VPN.Netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-57686637108215411902011-06-28T13:43:38.629+01:002011-06-28T13:43:38.629+01:00If you're over 65 - step away from the drinks ...If you're over 65 - step away from the drinks cabinet, hands on the wall where I can see them and spread those legs pretty boy, it's your unlucky/lucky night.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-20786615875126400992011-06-28T12:21:41.498+01:002011-06-28T12:21:41.498+01:00re Dr H. "even a slight dose of pyrethrum ren...re Dr H. "even a slight dose of pyrethrum renders them so uncoordinated that biting is an impossibility. "<br /><br />No more than 1 unit a day for them, then.View from the Solenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930587784230398787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-78160518603145621352011-06-28T10:50:11.183+01:002011-06-28T10:50:11.183+01:00And so to a couple of spots of advice. Firstly, on...And so to a couple of spots of advice. Firstly, on a recent holiday in Orkney, I foolishly bought a bottle of the Scapa single malt, despite its extremely pale appearence. Luckily this was only a small bottle, for I must say that the smell and flavour of this rotgut is most disappointing; definitely one to leave for floor-cleaning duties.<br /><br />Secondly, where biting insects are concerned, get nasty. Don't fart about with half-measures, buy up incense which contains natural pyrethrum and burn that; this way you're creating a miasma of neurotoxins to which insects are several thousand times more susceptible than we are. For a mosquito, biting someone to take a drink is actually quite a delicate process, requiring much complex muscle coordination and delicacy; even a slight dose of pyrethrum renders them so uncoordinated that biting is an impossibility.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-88465581779797897562011-06-28T06:53:20.959+01:002011-06-28T06:53:20.959+01:00Congrats :)
"Apparently mosquitos are attrac...Congrats :)<br /><br />"Apparently mosquitos are attracted to boozers."<br /><br />I always suspected that mosquitos were second-hand boozers.<br /><br />JayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-19719101418548589572011-06-28T05:38:46.547+01:002011-06-28T05:38:46.547+01:00"Apparently mosquitos are attracted to boozer...<i>"Apparently mosquitos are attracted to boozers."</i><br /><br />News just in: lions are attracted to waterholes! ;)JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-37128336875401401332011-06-28T05:19:07.559+01:002011-06-28T05:19:07.559+01:00Each of the last two years I suffered mosquito bit...Each of the last two years I suffered mosquito bites that caused a leg to swell to disgusting, and very red, proportions (one leg one year then the other than next). Yet I am a chain-smoking alcoholic. <br /><br />Maybe I just got the balance between booze and ciggies wrong and need to smoke more.TheFatBigothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17255526385076528633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-38605345355572033492011-06-28T04:39:02.694+01:002011-06-28T04:39:02.694+01:00Congrats and enjoy. I once got a tiny cheque from ...Congrats and enjoy. I once got a tiny cheque from the tax man and drank it immediately.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com