tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post8037427005088971817..comments2024-02-06T07:57:54.467+00:00Comments on underdogs bite upwards: Animals on drugs.Leg-ironhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-28631518449063181852011-11-04T05:10:26.983+00:002011-11-04T05:10:26.983+00:00back in the days when men were men and animals wer...back in the days when men were men and animals were animals, there lived, by the great plains-of-aplenty, an all-seeing-caveman, who, in order to avail himself of that peculiar knowledge pertaining to all in the world that was good, set about observing the wholesome health-enhancing habits of the animals, and studying their many and various moves - paying especial attention to their manner of munching and scrunching of the many and various alimentary items which did abound on god's glorious earth. now, one pre-historic day, a highly agile hypothesis having cantered across his monochromatic mind, the wily old all-seeing-caveman conjectured to himself that, in dietary terms, that which was clearly conducive to the well-being of the animals, might well not be too bad for him, and so, holding this single solvent thought in his hairy-old-head, the all-seeing-caveman commenced forthwith (inasmuch as a hairy-old-all-seeing-caveman could) to conduct extensive and profound research into the essential biological matter-at-hand...<br /><br />...but, to expedite the telling of this tale, not-to-mention abridge a marathon narrative comprising some truly gut-to-goolie-chilling and emetically-expressive episodes, it is my duty, as your faithful informer of events, to report that, to his gob-smacking and eternal <i>chagrin</i>, the all-seeing-caveman was duly choked to ascertain that the many and various animals were, by-and-large, accustomed to consuming a most varied and balanced bunch of crap, much of it of their own production, and, in a calmly considered moment of instinctively induced inner enlightenment, it thus dawned upon the exclusively educated all-seeing-old-caveman, that, in light of the completely catalytic, nay catatonic, circumstances arrayed around him, the only reasonable and indeed appropriate reaction for him to make, in respect of the findings deriving from his scrupulously thorough investigations, would be to introduce to the animals all the many and various naturally and unnaturally-occurring compounds of creation, with which they had never previously had the unsolicited pleasure of being acquainted, and, by way of reciprocating results, force the animals to eat them...<br /><br />...and this, my dear children, is how the miracle of modern medical scientific method was born.the truth-hunter - by crudyard riplingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-69838334006353531942011-11-04T02:44:26.697+00:002011-11-04T02:44:26.697+00:00JuliaM - Yes, it might get into double figures!
J...JuliaM - Yes, it might get into double figures!<br /><br />James - A friend of mine once declared that the reason he had no fillings was that he never visited dentists. He has better teeth than me and his teeth don't pick up Radio 1. <br /><br />Makes you wonder.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-51626148888846153822011-11-01T19:26:54.275+00:002011-11-01T19:26:54.275+00:00Yep, I don't touch medicines or flu jabs or an...Yep, I don't touch medicines or flu jabs or any of that. Healthier.James Highamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14525082702330365464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-75390018643361919322011-11-01T05:58:14.950+00:002011-11-01T05:58:14.950+00:00"Think of the savings to the NHS. Think of th...<i>"Think of the savings to the NHS. Think of the boost to the Funeral trade and the economy."</i><br /><br />Think of the boost to the UK's average IQ!JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-54668973641636416602011-11-01T03:21:00.793+00:002011-11-01T03:21:00.793+00:00Bill - think of all those nicotine patches too...
...Bill - think of all those nicotine patches too...<br /><br />Electrofags aren't tested on animals which means they are about the only thing activists can't object to. Isn't life strange?Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09158306834630988356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-84162882260651416592011-11-01T03:19:23.926+00:002011-11-01T03:19:23.926+00:00Martin - oh, now I have to get a headlamp hat.Martin - oh, now I have to get a headlamp hat.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09158306834630988356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-38462508644770212322011-11-01T03:13:31.575+00:002011-11-01T03:13:31.575+00:00Xopher - I've noticed that almost every pill i...Xopher - I've noticed that almost every pill includes the ailment it's supposed to cure among its side effects. So if it doesn't work, they can claim it did work, that's just a side effect.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09158306834630988356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-38168438573999538842011-11-01T03:12:18.652+00:002011-11-01T03:12:18.652+00:00View from the S - I was thinking about a wild-eyed...View from the S - I was thinking about a wild-eyed scientist in a blood-spattered lab coat leering over a pile of kitten heads. It's as true as any of the tobacco pack images.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09158306834630988356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-75736507698201819802011-11-01T03:08:01.380+00:002011-11-01T03:08:01.380+00:00Hey, advertise drugs as 'tested on animals'...Hey, advertise drugs as 'tested on animals'. Why not? All those 'concerned' people could make the 'ethical' choice to die of a previously treatable condition (Antibiotics were tested on animals, yes?). Think of the savings to the NHS. Think of the boost to the Funeral trade and the economy.<br /><br />Go for it, say I.Bill Stickerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05285528897339442436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-20704900445155566122011-10-31T23:30:45.832+00:002011-10-31T23:30:45.832+00:00Sheep on Drugs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYU...Sheep on Drugs<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYU_acj2uc8<br /><br /><br />(word verification is 'addictub'...)Martinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-55843204713059911522011-10-31T22:33:43.805+00:002011-10-31T22:33:43.805+00:00people have known about aspirin for years since ch...people have known about aspirin for years since chewing the bark of the willow tree BUT pharma knows that the more it pushes aspirin the more danger there is of damage to the stomach ----------- They have another pill to solve the problem!!!!<br /><br />Win - WinXopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01387364739989208360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-1154648473478136352011-10-31T22:27:28.377+00:002011-10-31T22:27:28.377+00:00Hmm. Pictures of fluffy kittens with pipes in them...Hmm. Pictures of fluffy kittens with pipes in them on medicine bottles. How much is Big Voodoo Medicine paying you?View from the Solenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930587784230398787noreply@blogger.com