tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post741342887257754285..comments2024-02-06T07:57:54.467+00:00Comments on underdogs bite upwards: Porn addicts: there is a cure that doesn't involve scissors.Leg-ironhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-41228588076772689022011-07-08T21:24:53.727+01:002011-07-08T21:24:53.727+01:00oops sorry didnt mean to post twice :(oops sorry didnt mean to post twice :(kitlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-61981538915961696192011-07-08T21:23:54.563+01:002011-07-08T21:23:54.563+01:00I think the reason most people spend so long looki...I think the reason most people spend so long looking at porn is that it takes forever to find porn that is any good. There may be tons of it but there are tons of TV channels too but how often do you find anything you want to watch?<br /><br />If they want folks watching less porn maybe they should be campaignigng for better cock flicks that are easier to find. Like the one I just made 'Kirsty's Klusterfuck', which is being released later this year.kitlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-39377601228617231862011-07-08T21:23:26.161+01:002011-07-08T21:23:26.161+01:00I think the reason most people spend so long looki...I think the reason most people spend so long looking at porn is that it takes forever to find porn that is any good. There may be tons of it but there are tons of TV channels too but how often do you find anything you want to watch?<br /><br />If they want folks watching less porn maybe they should be campaignigng for better cock flicks that are easier to find. Like the one I just made 'Kirsty's Klusterfuck', which is being released later this year.kitlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-81135438162589678012011-07-08T16:45:27.215+01:002011-07-08T16:45:27.215+01:00It's essential to get this problem under contr...It's essential to get this problem under control in order to combat the dangers of passive wanking. It's a terrible worry that people just don't seem to be aware of this. There's second hand wanking such as finding the bathroom occupied when you need it, which can cause slight bladder strain and mild constipation, and of course there's accidentally using the same Kleenex as... Surely I don't have to draw <i>that</i> picture. And then there's zinc in the semen - that (<i>sotto voce</i>, can be) bad for you (<i>sv</i>, if you have masses of it) and of course could end up being transferred to surfaces non-wankers have to touch. So we at the Society for the Prevention or Limitation Of Onanistic Global Epidemics (SPLOOGE)* are determined to see this dangerous and anti-social addiction consigned to history for the good of everyone who's ever had a sore wrist. We'd like to start with a law requiring that every web page has clearly visible watermark of Don Shenker chucking one up Deborah Arnott. That should help a great deal.<br /><br /><br />* Yes, we know, we're thinking of changing it.Angry Exilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02491082312193274360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-60679094188609648872011-07-08T11:01:50.854+01:002011-07-08T11:01:50.854+01:00Chicken choking! Ha ha ha....
I always thought o...Chicken choking! Ha ha ha....<br /><br />I always thought of it as strangling the carrotAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-21221821212506114052011-07-08T05:46:14.964+01:002011-07-08T05:46:14.964+01:00"Log on to Sluts-R-Us and someone will call y...<i>"Log on to Sluts-R-Us and someone will call you to tell you you've been very naughty and must be spanked. You know, I don't think that's going to work very well."</i><br /><br />Just brilliant! :DJuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-85362592993449328342011-07-08T04:39:44.159+01:002011-07-08T04:39:44.159+01:00I have long wondered whether poor simple Harriet h...I have long wondered whether poor simple Harriet has been pushing the "all men treat all women as sex objects" line out of a sense of frustration at being thick and ugly. <br /><br />There is, sadly, an important point here. That anyone could consider porn addiction a problem is worrying of itself. That wankers could be persuaded they are addicts and must pay good money for a telephone session with a fat baggage unemployed social worker is scary. That this concept is added to the unquestioned list of progressive targets is utterly terrifying.TheFatBigothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17255526385076528633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-84415003702841711232011-07-08T03:51:24.375+01:002011-07-08T03:51:24.375+01:00RAB - it never ceases to amaze how those who seem ...RAB - it never ceases to amaze how those who seem obsessed with sex are also those who despise it.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-23780393253921860252011-07-08T03:50:22.512+01:002011-07-08T03:50:22.512+01:00PTB - it's an anti-porn issue and that only ev...PTB - it's an anti-porn issue and that only ever targets men because in the Hideous Harman world of today, women are only porn, they don't indulge in watching. It's just the eeevil feeelthy men.<br /><br />A safe search would probably be 'slightly naughty things' but it's not safe if it's an image search,Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-32428315953895185282011-07-08T01:08:13.884+01:002011-07-08T01:08:13.884+01:00Dr Forester, who works alongside a team of trained...Dr Forester, who works alongside a team of trained sex counsellors,<br /><br />Well you wouldn't want to stand in front of them would you? they watch porn all day for a living, they know too much!<br /><br />But like dear old Mary Whitehouse and Lord Longford, they remain strangely untouched, unlike the rest of us poor blistered addicts.RABhttp://counting cats in zanzibarnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-38144728423321088292011-07-08T00:43:30.631+01:002011-07-08T00:43:30.631+01:00Now, now, someone is practising discrimination her...Now, now, someone is practising discrimination here and we can't have that can we? Is it you, L-I, or the purveyors of the therapy who are excluding the 51% of the population who will not be flushing mansize tissues as evidence of their frenzied frottage? Or are we still stuck in HarrietLand, where women are nice and sweet and never have feeltheee thoughts of their own, being merely victims of some nasty dirty man?<br /><br />What is a 'tame' search, just so I know? Wouldn't want to tempt fate...PT Barnumnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-23589251279217164282011-07-08T00:02:37.886+01:002011-07-08T00:02:37.886+01:00This is hilarious, you are so funny LI!
All they&...This is hilarious, you are so funny LI!<br /><br />All they'd have to do is put pics of that EU hag, and moochie obugger on the porn sites, and you guys would stop cold in your tracks!<br />There, free help, you can thank me later ;-)Amusing Bunnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03385840951446381247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-22364458356202522142011-07-07T23:53:41.378+01:002011-07-07T23:53:41.378+01:00£89? Flaming nora...
I bet a spanking session at...£89? Flaming nora...<br /><br />I bet a spanking session at Madam Floozies would be about the same but twice as enjoyable!sixtypoundsaweekcleanernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-13592599162716871612011-07-07T23:45:04.020+01:002011-07-07T23:45:04.020+01:00"hands off cocks - on socks...""hands off cocks - on socks..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-18530205772958255902011-07-07T23:22:37.549+01:002011-07-07T23:22:37.549+01:00Curmudgeon - unfortunately I forgot to bookmark it...Curmudgeon - unfortunately I forgot to bookmark it.<br /><br />BilloTheWisp - it's like looking at private helicopters. I can't afford one and couldn't cope with the speed it goes at. Nice to look at though.<br /><br />View from the Solent - I'll soon be setting up in business selling friction-burn cream and palm combs. 1.2 million customers just waiting out there!<br /><br />Anon - it's a Leftie thing so they phone you up and shout 'Down tools' at you.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-18304579220022883782011-07-07T22:38:38.549+01:002011-07-07T22:38:38.549+01:00Sound slike a brilliant wheeze.
£89 to have someo...Sound slike a brilliant wheeze.<br /><br />£89 to have someone to tell you to keep your hand off your cock unless you're having a piss or a shower.<br /><br />Sign me up for 5000 shares...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-49695542441787947792011-07-07T22:19:06.158+01:002011-07-07T22:19:06.158+01:00...'tame' internet searches 'almost al......'tame' internet searches 'almost always' lead to looking at more extreme sexual photographs or videos.<br /><br /><br />That's me doomed to hirsute palms and bifocals then. Not 2 hours ago I was searching on 'Planck time'. That's about as tame as they get. I'll have to switch search engine though, not so much as a flash of ankle in the results.View from the Solenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00930587784230398787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-73540888503911600712011-07-07T21:48:04.501+01:002011-07-07T21:48:04.501+01:00Well, I may be old but I still find looking at nak...Well, I may be old but I still find looking at naked women highly exciting.<br /><br />It's just I cannot remember why anymore.<br /><br />Do you think one of their "trained councillors" could give me a few pointers?BilloTheWisphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16221663524948086557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-89504462141332965022011-07-07T21:32:10.378+01:002011-07-07T21:32:10.378+01:00It would be rather funny if porn ended up being cu...It would be rather funny if porn ended up being curbed by the Righteous Left rather than the Religious Right ;-)<br /><br />And do you have the URL of the site showing badgers in lacy underwear???Curmudgeonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02558747878308766840noreply@blogger.com