tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post7353954176061966023..comments2024-02-06T07:57:54.467+00:00Comments on underdogs bite upwards: Knives.Leg-ironhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-70195264179511285042010-04-17T01:10:35.080+01:002010-04-17T01:10:35.080+01:00Defender - everyone assumes you're buying a kn...Defender - everyone assumes you're buying a knife to attack someone. They don't remember that they have knives at home.<br /><br />I like to inspect them closely before buying. Sometimes a little cackle slips out.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-12893610631434181642010-04-17T01:08:09.597+01:002010-04-17T01:08:09.597+01:00David Davies - If the police were caled to arrest ...David Davies - If the police were caled to arrest a pile of pink spaghetti in red sauce, could they be convinced with 'He was trying to steal my colander and he fell down the stairs, and I suppose he must have landed on it'?<br /><br />Probably. There's no 'colander crime' task force to deal with it.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-80067659206986970172010-04-17T00:22:26.591+01:002010-04-17T00:22:26.591+01:00We're all criminals now that this farce of a g...We're all criminals now that this farce of a government has introduced approx 4000 new regs on the statute ... it's just we haven't all been caught yet! :)Spartanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14845586501410364657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-88496360437616922712010-04-16T22:00:54.857+01:002010-04-16T22:00:54.857+01:00Talking about knives, I bought one last week in a ...Talking about knives, I bought one last week in a supermarket, a proper one it is, at the checkout it was clear that there us twitchness, it was weirddefenderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01917719316530528130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-48736233235706408042010-04-16T11:34:20.936+01:002010-04-16T11:34:20.936+01:00Colanders.... you might be onto something here. We...Colanders.... you might be onto something here. We own a colander, rather well-made in about 1946, probably from melted-down Spitfires. <br /><br />We use it in the garden for hosing down our dug-up-potatoes.<br /><br />If you got your intruder at the right angle with it, concave-side-outermost, and held it, edge-on, hard, over his face and neck while he slowly asphyxiated, you could suggest to the "police" that he "accidentally fell against some blunt objects while calmly, vibrantly and inclusionally-stating the reason for his presence".David Davis (Libertarian Alliance)http://libertarianalliance.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-1614041870039035502010-04-16T09:37:04.188+01:002010-04-16T09:37:04.188+01:00"the Devil's Very Nice Six-place Dinner S..."the Devil's Very Nice Six-place Dinner Service in Fine Bone China"<br /><br />More importantly, that'd be a bugger of a url to type in.Letters From A Toryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14612766550608940053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-31514815522713855762010-04-16T05:36:42.016+01:002010-04-16T05:36:42.016+01:00This IS just the UK. Here in Spain, it's not u...This IS just the UK. Here in Spain, it's not unusual to pass someone's property (especially fincas) and be confronted by a pack of snarling dogs behind a flimsy fence.<br /><br />You are still allowed to protect yourself and your property from criminals here.Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07165615283953837706noreply@blogger.com