tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post7313808956785321115..comments2024-02-06T07:57:54.467+00:00Comments on underdogs bite upwards: Nutcracker.Leg-ironhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-78242053578384409922011-12-31T17:17:45.287+00:002011-12-31T17:17:45.287+00:00"At least two fishermen have bled to death af...<i>"At least two fishermen have bled to death after being bitten by the beast although Jeremy believes they were 'pretty unlucky' as it is quite shy."</i><br /><br />I'd suggest chewing on a fella's nuts isn't a typical trait of shyness?John Pickworthhttp://www.johnpickworth.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-67598675768206167832011-12-29T15:43:04.483+00:002011-12-29T15:43:04.483+00:00Patience folks.
I'm trying to import all the ...Patience folks.<br /><br />I'm trying to import all the comments. There are a lot of them!Legironnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-67945492230596614972011-12-29T08:08:06.332+00:002011-12-29T08:08:06.332+00:00You'd need a far, far bigger aquarium to keep ...You'd need a far, far bigger aquarium to keep a Jo Brand, though....JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-14235057125530538052011-12-29T05:13:46.252+00:002011-12-29T05:13:46.252+00:00One did, and is currently wearing a saggy skin and...One did, and is currently wearing a saggy skin and calling herself Jo Brand.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-68812350672910313332011-12-29T05:07:43.538+00:002011-12-29T05:07:43.538+00:00my goodness, look at the jaw-muscles on that...
w...my goodness, look at the jaw-muscles on that...<br /><br />we'd better just pray the little horrors never acquire the power of speech...cutting remarksnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-28096858854495247902011-12-29T03:05:47.241+00:002011-12-29T03:05:47.241+00:00yes...apparently femo the fellatio-fish was origin...yes...apparently femo the fellatio-fish was originally vegetarian, but developed an incurable taste for real man-meat when a routine foraging expedition for brussel-sprouts went disastrously wrong. i strongly advise the donning of full cricket-kit, including pads, box and helmet, before attempting to land one of these of these over-sexed predators...or you may get caught-out in the slips by an unexpected googly, which would mean end-of-innings.sir david twattenburrownoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-82343292115542081272011-12-29T02:41:24.360+00:002011-12-29T02:41:24.360+00:00give me death by unemancipated stampeding cow anyd...give me death by unemancipated stampeding cow anyday - at least it would an be udderly smothering end.conscious cowmannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-44032918652217734152011-12-29T02:31:30.881+00:002011-12-29T02:31:30.881+00:00i'm not a vegetarian through any concern about...i'm not a vegetarian through any concern about the morality of meat-munching (a man has to chew what a man has to chew), but more as an emotional reaction against our total failure to observe any semblance of spirituality in the consumer-driven process which dictates our slaughter of the sacred-moo-cow. i regard the ceremonial chomping-on-daisy, for sunday-roast-lunch, quite acceptable, provided that the traditional face-stuffing frenzy is preceeded by a short pause for a dignified prayer-of-thanksgiving - what i cannot bear is the awful american habit of slapping the poor burgerized cow between two bits of bun-bread before thoughtlessly grazing on her whilst meandering, in an aimless, disorderly fashion, down the local high-street, without due respect for the ultimate sacrifice which she has made to save us from starvation.vivian vegemouthnoreply@blogger.com