tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post4576287509530426683..comments2024-02-06T07:57:54.467+00:00Comments on underdogs bite upwards: Dances with Woodbines.Leg-ironhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-1289641902330472152011-03-10T04:24:09.986+00:002011-03-10T04:24:09.986+00:00Cornflake junkies
I used to eat two bowls off Kel...<i>Cornflake junkies</i><br /><br />I used to eat two bowls off Kellogg's finest every day, and now I smoke like a pregnant chav! I should sue.Antipholus Pappshttp://antipholus.livejournal.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-11812423398300282892011-03-09T02:22:05.584+00:002011-03-09T02:22:05.584+00:00Funny - everywhere else in the anti-tobacco world ...Funny - everywhere else in the anti-tobacco world it seems to have been institutionalised as on May 31.<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_No_Tobacco_Day<br /><br />http://www.who.int/tobacco/en/<br /><br />What gives?<br /><br />You guys & gals going to have two, this year?<br /><br />Still, gives some time to organise marches, placards, posters, whatever for a May 31 turn-out for smokers - er, tobacco lovers, to make and reclaim the day as their own... in as full a public view as possible, perhaps?<br /><br />- RossAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-91388094186416050622011-03-08T22:22:15.486+00:002011-03-08T22:22:15.486+00:00Niacin, that's in Cornflakes. Maybe the non-sm...Niacin, that's in Cornflakes. Maybe the non-smoking high niacin toenails belonged to Cornflake junkies.FrankCnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-55469160860781545472011-03-08T21:50:45.594+00:002011-03-08T21:50:45.594+00:00Second Hand Smoke, or S.H.S. should be re-marketed...Second Hand Smoke, or S.H.S. should be re-marketed as Second Hand Inhalation Threat, or S.H.I.T. and that's how the media should refer to it from now on in the adverts.<br /><br />No Smoking Day, or No S.D., could then be rebranded to No Second Hand Inhallation Threat Day, or No S.H.I.T. Day, like that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-86150921522530353102011-03-08T19:03:37.472+00:002011-03-08T19:03:37.472+00:00In honour of National Non-Smoking Day (and as a li...In honour of National Non-Smoking Day (and as a little thank you for the number of readers that seem to find my blog from yours), I have penned a little Smokey Drinkey Song which I shall release at 8am tomorrow.<br /><br />Enjoy...Dioclesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08139646438543954337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-5124550928560561792011-03-08T18:34:45.157+00:002011-03-08T18:34:45.157+00:00Every day seems to be National something-or-other ...Every day seems to be National something-or-other day. Clearly I need to instigate legislation to reduce the numbers so that only meaningful things are promoted.Francis Urquharthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05121262178298532614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-88230466693717001952011-03-08T18:12:02.676+00:002011-03-08T18:12:02.676+00:00can you get the video on my page on to eyetube m8 ...can you get the video on my page on to eyetube m8 this one is really important and cannot be lost<br />http://nominedeus.wordpress.com/2011/03/08/a-present-to-rusty-well-done-m8/nominedeushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06880828700080164569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-52573249128787193552011-03-08T16:21:38.834+00:002011-03-08T16:21:38.834+00:00LI - If you want a good wind-up, then watch a prog...LI - If you want a good wind-up, then watch a programme I found by mistake. It's called <b>Smokehouse</b> and is on at 3.05 on BBC1(where else?) every afternoon. Children are encouraged to persuade parents to give up smoking.<br />The programme comes complete with junk science.<br /><br />Make sure your teeth are in good working order before gnashing!JJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05239651363530826401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-49101370641937638012011-03-08T15:27:32.873+00:002011-03-08T15:27:32.873+00:00In todays edition of the Daily Mail (at which poin...In todays edition of the Daily Mail (at which point I have to admit that I do get it! But in my defence it's for the racing...) there's a little article in the 'health' section about how research at Columbia University Dental School in New York suggests that a nicotine nose spray could soothe the pain of tooth extraction. <br />Quote:-<br />' The team were unsure of how exactly nicotine works to reduce pain, but they believe it may have an effect on a number of different pain chemicals.<br /> One theory is that it triggers an increase in the production of endorphins - proteins which act as natural painkillers'<br /><br />The article doesn't appear in the online edition for some reason!<br /><br />Maybe dentists should offer fags instead of lollipops!Ashtrayheadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-89432568723331348542011-03-08T14:20:00.545+00:002011-03-08T14:20:00.545+00:00Where do I sign up to be part of this test? I ins...Where do I sign up to be part of this test? I insist it includes not only a pedicure, but the full works including massage and two coats of my favourite nail polish plus topcoat. Do you think they'll throw in a pair of these 'floating on air' insoles?<br /><br />Doubt that really. They float on so much hot air themselves.subrosahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00151702590329788260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2170981338945747646.post-65320160820346669882011-03-08T13:52:04.035+00:002011-03-08T13:52:04.035+00:00No Smoking day is Ash Wednesday? - you could not m...No Smoking day is Ash Wednesday? - you could not make it up!Ed Pnoreply@blogger.com